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6/30/2014 1:27:02 PMWhy is it so difficult to find a smart man with a sense of humor? 

diana29615
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So tell me folks, I know my strong, outgoing, personality is truly and acquired taste but, why exactly is it so hard to find a man that appreciates sarcasm and a woman that sees humor in most things? The world is a very funny place........ How can you not be laughing?

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6/30/2014 1:28:30 PMWhy is it so difficult to find a smart man with a sense of humor? 
cawkasian
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Because most men just want the blowjobs and sandwiches...not the side bullshit.

6/30/2014 1:30:06 PMWhy is it so difficult to find a smart man with a sense of humor? 
littlems1020
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I can introduce you to plenty. They aren't all great to look at. But they'll make you laugh and can hold an intelligent conversation. Expand your search? And remember, those that appreciate sarcasm are also usually sarcastic.

6/30/2014 1:30:29 PMWhy is it so difficult to find a smart man with a sense of humor? 

bumblebee7
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Well, say something funny and we'll see if it goes over well, and you get some laughs from the readers.


But I got a little laugh, because I've known plenty of smart men with a sense of humor.


so maybe the problem lies somewhere else...few see their own faults.

people that have a strong outgoing personality wouldn't post a whine thread...



[Edited 6/30/2014 1:32:16 PM ]

6/30/2014 1:30:52 PMWhy is it so difficult to find a smart man with a sense of humor? 
zombietrouble7
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Knoxville, TN
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A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair — given that you are blind — that you should know five things:

The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
The bouncer is a blonde girl.
I’m a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?”
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, “No… Not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”

6/30/2014 1:32:01 PMWhy is it so difficult to find a smart man with a sense of humor? 

jer3552
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im the whole enchilada baby...give me a twirl

6/30/2014 1:32:55 PMWhy is it so difficult to find a smart man with a sense of humor? 
lets_chill98
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Its not my fault the jokes fly over your head...

6/30/2014 1:34:15 PMWhy is it so difficult to find a smart man with a sense of humor? 
zombietrouble7
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There is a time for humor...after I finish eating the sandwich that you STILL haven't made.


6/30/2014 1:34:24 PMWhy is it so difficult to find a smart man with a sense of humor? 
settee_m
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lol @ zombie's joke...

6/30/2014 1:34:26 PMWhy is it so difficult to find a smart man with a sense of humor? 
jester0011
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I'm here

6/30/2014 1:35:10 PMWhy is it so difficult to find a smart man with a sense of humor? 
cranky__geezer
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6/30/2014 1:35:18 PMWhy is it so difficult to find a smart man with a sense of humor? 

yetskimama
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::
Quote from littlems1020:
I can introduce you to plenty. They aren't all great to look at. But they'll make you laugh and can hold an intelligent conversation. Expand your search? And remember, those that appreciate sarcasm are also usually sarcastic.


6/30/2014 1:36:35 PMWhy is it so difficult to find a smart man with a sense of humor? 
catstatue
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Can't say that I have that issue

older I get. . Funnier people get

6/30/2014 1:36:42 PMWhy is it so difficult to find a smart man with a sense of humor? 

diana29615
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@ littlems

Looks aren't a big hang up for me. If he stimulates my mind the rest happily and aggressivly follows. Hook a sister up! lol

6/30/2014 1:36:57 PMWhy is it so difficult to find a smart man with a sense of humor? 

stan_147
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6/30/2014 1:38:32 PMWhy is it so difficult to find a smart man with a sense of humor? 

helmholtzwatson
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Funny AND smart?

Yeesh...next you'll want a handsome romantic w/ a good job & disposable income!

6/30/2014 1:39:39 PMWhy is it so difficult to find a smart man with a sense of humor? 

gotheon123
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^^^^ there you go OP, don't let him get away! ^^^



Came back for this



[Edited 6/30/2014 1:40:06 PM ]

6/30/2014 1:40:19 PMWhy is it so difficult to find a smart man with a sense of humor? 

diana29615
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@zombie

How does fresh mozzarella, sliced tomato, w/ fresh basil and balsamic and olive oil sound on some fresh baked rosemary bread?

after that I've got another sandwich for you...

6/30/2014 1:40:36 PMWhy is it so difficult to find a smart man with a sense of humor? 
settee_m
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What type of sense of humor?

I don't like put down humor, or slap stick humor, and in spite of my fondness for the cranky geezer and horace, I'm not so enamored with fart jokes either....

6/30/2014 1:42:37 PMWhy is it so difficult to find a smart man with a sense of humor? 

eyesofmedusa
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Op..let me know if you find one..and if he has a brother !!



6/30/2014 1:42:42 PMWhy is it so difficult to find a smart man with a sense of humor? 

diana29615
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@ helm

read my profile and let me know if you think you could stand me



6/30/2014 1:43:16 PMWhy is it so difficult to find a smart man with a sense of humor? 

diana29615
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I most certainly will eyes!

6/30/2014 1:43:57 PMWhy is it so difficult to find a smart man with a sense of humor? 
lets_chill98
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Quote from diana29615:
@ littlems

Looks aren't a big hang up for me. If he stimulates my mind the rest happily and aggressivly follows. Hook a sister up! lol


Stimulate the mind... brain vibrators.. the nose insertable rabbit ..

6/30/2014 1:45:40 PMWhy is it so difficult to find a smart man with a sense of humor? 
lets_chill98
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Crickets ...

6/30/2014 1:46:41 PMWhy is it so difficult to find a smart man with a sense of humor? 
catstatue
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Quote from eyesofmedusa:
Op..let me know if you find one..and if he has a brother !!



Afternoon cupcake

6/30/2014 1:47:26 PMWhy is it so difficult to find a smart man with a sense of humor? 
daneene
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*snorks*

6/30/2014 1:47:34 PMWhy is it so difficult to find a smart man with a sense of humor? 

inni_dreamz
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I am often laughing.


Here on DH, I take very little seriously anymore.


In life, I'm serious when I have to be - but for the most part, very carefree.


I think there are men and women out there that are the same way. Luck, timing, availability, mutual attraction -- those are the things that don't always fall into place when it comes to finding someone like that to date.


Then you have the grumpy pants people - they become forum trolls and spew hate all over the place. I usually laugh at them too, because sympathy would be lost on them anyway.




6/30/2014 1:47:48 PMWhy is it so difficult to find a smart man with a sense of humor? 

diana29615
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shhh........ busy researching squirrel jousting, finding it difficult keeping the little vermin on the poles

6/30/2014 1:47:58 PMWhy is it so difficult to find a smart man with a sense of humor? 

bluecougareyes
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Quote from diana29615:
So tell me folks, I know my strong, outgoing, personality is truly and acquired taste but, why exactly is it so hard to find a man that appreciates sarcasm and a woman that sees humor in most things? The world is a very funny place........ How can you not be laughing?

,




How can you not be laughing ?



6/30/2014 1:48:47 PMWhy is it so difficult to find a smart man with a sense of humor? 

inni_dreamz
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Quote from littlems1020:
I can introduce you to plenty. They aren't all great to look at. But they'll make you laugh and can hold an intelligent conversation. Expand your search? And remember, those that appreciate sarcasm are also usually sarcastic.



Well introduce me already!!!

6/30/2014 1:48:59 PMWhy is it so difficult to find a smart man with a sense of humor? 

diana29615
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@ inni... you must see my mustache photo!

6/30/2014 1:49:50 PMWhy is it so difficult to find a smart man with a sense of humor? 
rockydakota
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Ugh such high standards.

6/30/2014 1:50:04 PMWhy is it so difficult to find a smart man with a sense of humor? 

inni_dreamz
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Quote from zombietrouble7:
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair — given that you are blind — that you should know five things:

The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
The bouncer is a blonde girl.
I’m a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?”
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, “No… Not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”






6/30/2014 1:50:19 PMWhy is it so difficult to find a smart man with a sense of humor? 

eyesofmedusa
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My sexy a** Cat

Squirrel jousting ? Ohh sweet damn....

6/30/2014 1:50:34 PMWhy is it so difficult to find a smart man with a sense of humor? 

diana29615
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@ dakota

6/30/2014 1:50:51 PMWhy is it so difficult to find a smart man with a sense of humor? 

hbguy311
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Maybe it's your huge, scary dog.

6/30/2014 1:51:40 PMWhy is it so difficult to find a smart man with a sense of humor? 

jer3552
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Quote from diana29615:
@zombie

How does fresh mozzarella, sliced tomato, w/ fresh basil and balsamic and olive oil sound on some fresh baked rosemary bread?

after that I've got another sandwich for you...
...where the hells the meat...now that aint funny a meatless sandwich..i dont care who u r that aint funny girl

6/30/2014 1:51:50 PMWhy is it so difficult to find a smart man with a sense of humor? 
rockydakota
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I was joking. Besides I'm totally this kind of guy. Just sayin.

6/30/2014 1:53:14 PMWhy is it so difficult to find a smart man with a sense of humor? 

inni_dreamz
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Quote from jer3552:
...where the hells the meat...now that aint funny a meatless sandwich..i dont care who u r that aint funny girl




LMAO!!!! Now that is funny!!!!







@ Di --- LOVE the stash pic gf!!

6/30/2014 1:53:30 PMWhy is it so difficult to find a smart man with a sense of humor? 

jer3552
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Quote from inni_dreamz:
cmon dreams u strawberry blonde ...tell the truth..someone had to explain that joke to u sweetheart

6/30/2014 1:53:59 PMWhy is it so difficult to find a smart man with a sense of humor? 

eyesofmedusa
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Rocky is one of these men Op....

6/30/2014 1:54:10 PMWhy is it so difficult to find a smart man with a sense of humor? 

diana29615
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@ HB

C'mon anyone can see my little pony is a sweetie! It's my bull mastiff you have to watch out for


@ eyes

squirrel jousting is a new past time I just discovered on a profile. I've ridden percherons under saddle so I'm thinking it should be easy enough to master...

6/30/2014 1:54:55 PMWhy is it so difficult to find a smart man with a sense of humor? 
e_llicit
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Da fuq if i know.



[Edited 6/30/2014 1:55:16 PM ]

6/30/2014 1:55:26 PMWhy is it so difficult to find a smart man with a sense of humor? 

ayemie
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OP I read your profile and first thing I thought was, "I bet she is an Aquarius" after reading once my mind if made up nothing is going to change it. Then I read the stats and sure enough I was right lol.

I am an Aquarius too.

As to your post. There are lots of smart funny men out there. Just got to look and don't wait for them to approach you. Take the chance, be the one to make that first contact.

6/30/2014 1:55:27 PMWhy is it so difficult to find a smart man with a sense of humor? 

diana29615
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Hello Rocky!

6/30/2014 1:55:29 PMWhy is it so difficult to find a smart man with a sense of humor? 
e_girlfriend
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Because what I find humorist someone else might find offensive, and that might make it even more hilarious.

6/30/2014 1:57:12 PMWhy is it so difficult to find a smart man with a sense of humor? 

diana29615
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Thanks Aymie!

I'm going to message one right now and inform him you told me to!

6/30/2014 1:58:25 PMWhy is it so difficult to find a smart man with a sense of humor? 
e_llicit
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Just what i need, more fan mail.



[Edited 6/30/2014 1:58:58 PM ]

6/30/2014 1:58:50 PMWhy is it so difficult to find a smart man with a sense of humor? 

ayemie
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Quote from diana29615:
Thanks Aymie!

I'm going to message one right now and inform him you told me to!
its always worked for me!

6/30/2014 1:59:03 PMWhy is it so difficult to find a smart man with a sense of humor? 

diana29615
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@ e girlfriend

I'm right there with you E!

6/30/2014 1:59:06 PMWhy is it so difficult to find a smart man with a sense of humor? 
littlems1020
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Quote from diana29615:
@ littlems

Looks aren't a big hang up for me. If he stimulates my mind the rest happily and aggressivly follows. Hook a sister up! lol


Quote from inni_dreamz:
Well introduce me already!!!


Head on over to Cali's central Valley. I got your backs ladies.

6/30/2014 1:59:08 PMWhy is it so difficult to find a smart man with a sense of humor? 

photoartistguy
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Quote from e_girlfriend:
Because what I find humorist someone else might find offensive, and that might make it even more hilarious.

ikr

6/30/2014 1:59:30 PMWhy is it so difficult to find a smart man with a sense of humor? 
grneyesrme
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That doesn't tend to be my problem. I find a lot of intelligent funny men. It's the chemistry, compatibility & availability that I keep having a problem with.

6/30/2014 2:03:19 PMWhy is it so difficult to find a smart man with a sense of humor? 

diana29615
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@ e llicit

such a Carly Simon moment lol you're just too precious! Singing:::::::: "You're so vain"

6/30/2014 2:03:21 PMWhy is it so difficult to find a smart man with a sense of humor? 
6969foryou
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Quote from diana29615:
@zombie

How does fresh mozzarella, sliced tomato, w/ fresh basil and balsamic and olive oil sound on some fresh baked rosemary bread?

after that I've got another sandwich for you...

Caprese Salad?

6/30/2014 2:04:03 PMWhy is it so difficult to find a smart man with a sense of humor? 
rockydakota
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Quote from diana29615:
Hello Rocky!

Why hello

6/30/2014 2:04:18 PMWhy is it so difficult to find a smart man with a sense of humor? 

diana29615
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@ 6969

pretty much

6/30/2014 2:04:37 PMWhy is it so difficult to find a smart man with a sense of humor? 
6969foryou
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Quote from settee_m:
What type of sense of humor?

I don't like put down humor, or slap stick humor, and in spite of my fondness for the cranky geezer and horace, I'm not so enamored with fart jokes either....


LOL@ fart jokes...

I don't know any fart jokes, but isn't the fart it self the joke?

6/30/2014 2:06:10 PMWhy is it so difficult to find a smart man with a sense of humor? 
e_girlfriend
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Quote from photoartistguy:
ikr




6/30/2014 2:07:09 PMWhy is it so difficult to find a smart man with a sense of humor? 

diana29615
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@ Rocky

I noticed you're a tall man..... love a man that can reach stuff