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12/27/2014 5:30:55 PMWhat have you learned in life so far? 

jodar2001
Over 2,000 Posts (2,562)
Pompano Beach, FL
60, joined Mar. 2009


I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just a**holes. I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it. I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big c*ck or huge tits. I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think. I've learned that you can keep puking long after you think you're finished. I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities or politicians. I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place. I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and the all the less important ones just never go away....

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12/27/2014 5:31:52 PMWhat have you learned in life so far? 

jer3552
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (35,102)
Vale, OR
62, joined Oct. 2013


ive learned to enjoy a variety of food

12/27/2014 5:32:04 PMWhat have you learned in life so far? 

mac000001
Over 1,000 Posts (1,018)
Manchester, NH
47, joined Dec. 2013


I learned you might just talk to much.

Breathe

12/27/2014 5:41:45 PMWhat have you learned in life so far? 

bumblebee7
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (72,413)
Fort Payne, AL
62, joined Apr. 2011
online now!


I took this from the thread.....

""""they are more screwed up than you think""""

I've learn that some think its always them..... enough times, its the person who thinks it is them.

Sometimes the clue is issues.

but, I kinda like what Curly said in the one movie.....he pointed his finger and said...that one thing.

you wanna know what that is?






























Well, I'm not going to give that away .


sorry



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12/27/2014 5:42:06 PMWhat have you learned in life so far? 
ladymelody71
Land O Lakes, FL
45, joined Sep. 2014


I learned what you have .. and sometimes I wish I hadn't learned so much. Nice way to sum it up though.
L

I also learned that sometimes no matter how much one cares... it won't matter if there's no trust.



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12/27/2014 5:43:36 PMWhat have you learned in life so far? 
nothingneeded
Over 2,000 Posts (2,256)
Johnston, IA
48, joined Sep. 2014


I've learned not to read long azz forums.

12/27/2014 5:44:49 PMWhat have you learned in life so far? 

steph111973
Cave
New Zealand
43, joined Dec. 2014


I've learned to be kinder to myself. Still working on it, though.

(I used to be really bad at putting myself down from childhood through my 30s)

12/27/2014 5:45:09 PMWhat have you learned in life so far? 

txrose64
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (30,691)
Pearland, TX
53, joined Jan. 2013


^^ain't that the truth...get out of my own head!!

Hey Jodar!

pretty much what my granny told me
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
Never put your a** over head.
Don't mess with things bigger than yourself that bite.

12/27/2014 5:46:13 PMWhat have you learned in life so far? 
naturebiy
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (11,005)
Bangkok
Thailand
41, joined Jul. 2011


I have learned patience

12/27/2014 5:47:37 PMWhat have you learned in life so far? 

fishnthec
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (26,914)
Mesquite, TX
65, joined Oct. 2010
online now!


I've learned to never put cologne on my balls! Youch!

12/27/2014 5:47:57 PMWhat have you learned in life so far? 
icecreamsammich
Over 4,000 Posts! (6,290)
Tucker, GA
66, joined May. 2014


I have learned that when intimacy becomes public, it is no longer intimate.

I learned some people get all spun up when you misuse you're and your.

12/27/2014 5:48:28 PMWhat have you learned in life so far? 
teeheehee_
Over 7,500 Posts!! (8,887)
Montreal, QC
35, joined Jun. 2014


If you cry and mess it up badly (ie $$$$), they will give you the easiest tasks from then on. Or no tasks at all. Or they'll put you in charge of the coffees.

12/27/2014 5:49:23 PMWhat have you learned in life so far? 

browneyz
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (26,166)
San Diego, CA
98, joined Jan. 2008


Rum is a sailors best friend in a storm.....arggggggggg.











or anytime



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12/27/2014 5:49:53 PMWhat have you learned in life so far? 

whalemstrsback
Over 4,000 Posts! (6,493)
Corning, CA
59, joined Oct. 2014


hugs...

make
me
smile...

12/27/2014 5:53:55 PMWhat have you learned in life so far? 

renata9784
Over 1,000 Posts (1,853)
Glade Spring, VA
37, joined Feb. 2014


I've learned that if it's not broke don't fix it

12/27/2014 5:55:14 PMWhat have you learned in life so far? 
walt_hallow
Over 4,000 Posts! (7,455)
Lexington, KY
63, joined Nov. 2014


I've learned the older I get, the less of a f*k I give

12/27/2014 5:55:40 PMWhat have you learned in life so far? 
ttrockz55
Over 1,000 Posts (1,555)
Wickenburg, AZ
58, joined Nov. 2013


I've learned that when I wake, put a smile on my face and it changes how I perseve everything.

12/27/2014 5:55:57 PMWhat have you learned in life so far? 
rainydaze26
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (12,626)
Columbus, OH
52, joined Nov. 2013


The constant in life is change.

12/27/2014 6:00:31 PMWhat have you learned in life so far? 

whalemstrsback
Over 4,000 Posts! (6,493)
Corning, CA
59, joined Oct. 2014


and
rum
gets
wimmins
into
my
pants easier...

12/27/2014 6:12:04 PMWhat have you learned in life so far? 
teeheehee_
Over 7,500 Posts!! (8,887)
Montreal, QC
35, joined Jun. 2014


^ ...that he will drop his pants for a drop of rum/ floozy.

(jk )

12/27/2014 6:14:40 PMWhat have you learned in life so far? 

whalemstrsback
Over 4,000 Posts! (6,493)
Corning, CA
59, joined Oct. 2014


what
can
i
say...

i'm
cheap
and
easy...



12/27/2014 6:15:42 PMWhat have you learned in life so far? 
genx1200
Over 2,000 Posts (3,865)
Encino, CA
47, joined Oct. 2012


I've learned that my hypothesis of apple product users being douchbags is indeed true.

12/27/2014 6:16:01 PMWhat have you learned in life so far? 
extortionegos
Over 2,000 Posts (2,808)
Hayward, CA
40, joined Apr. 2014


Nothing important yet

12/27/2014 6:19:04 PMWhat have you learned in life so far? 
stumppy
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (38,538)
Wind Gap, PA
71, joined Jan. 2008


That too many folks believe they are worth more than the effort they contribute.

12/27/2014 6:20:12 PMWhat have you learned in life so far? 
extortionegos
Over 2,000 Posts (2,808)
Hayward, CA
40, joined Apr. 2014


Sitting in some class rooms is a automatic pass

12/27/2014 6:29:36 PMWhat have you learned in life so far? 
teeheehee_
Over 7,500 Posts!! (8,887)
Montreal, QC
35, joined Jun. 2014


Quote from genx1200:
I've learned that my hypothesis of apple product users being douchbags is indeed true.


Can you tell if I'm using an apple product?

12/27/2014 6:32:05 PMWhat have you learned in life so far? 

jakebearr
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (31,980)
Simi Valley, CA
52, joined Sep. 2013


I learned to be a screen licker ...OP ..









12/27/2014 6:34:54 PMWhat have you learned in life so far? 
mindya
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (23,580)
Vancouver, BC
64, joined Jan. 2009


Quote from teeheehee_:
Can you tell if I'm using an apple product?


Yup..

12/27/2014 6:35:49 PMWhat have you learned in life so far? 
chambella
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,411)
New South Wales
Australia
96, joined Jun. 2014


Quote from jakebearr:
I learned to be a screen licker ...OP ..




I have learned that I really like 'me'.

I wish I had that when I was in my 20's and not listened to others.

.... and that I will keep trusting people until they prove 'themselves' wrong...

12/27/2014 6:38:22 PMWhat have you learned in life so far? 

sinceresammy
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (10,243)
Dayton, OH
62, joined Mar. 2014


The older I get the more I realize the world is full of f**kers and their numbers increase exponentially!

12/27/2014 6:43:15 PMWhat have you learned in life so far? 

whalemstrsback
Over 4,000 Posts! (6,493)
Corning, CA
59, joined Oct. 2014


that you are going to get hurt...

over and over...

a lot of times by those you love the most...

12/27/2014 6:45:14 PMWhat have you learned in life so far? 

browneyz
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (26,166)
San Diego, CA
98, joined Jan. 2008


I have an apple, wanna' bite?





I pad



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12/27/2014 6:45:17 PMWhat have you learned in life so far? 
shamroxxx
Buffalo, NY
34, joined May. 2014


Basic arithmetic and how to roll your own cigarettes, that's about it.

12/27/2014 6:47:14 PMWhat have you learned in life so far? 
genx1200
Over 2,000 Posts (3,865)
Encino, CA
47, joined Oct. 2012


Quote from teeheehee_:
Can you tell if I'm using an apple product?


You sound like an Apple bottom girl. This I'm okay with.

12/27/2014 6:48:53 PMWhat have you learned in life so far? 
happylauren
Over 2,000 Posts (3,682)
Crown Point, IN
55, joined May. 2013


I've learned that I'm only responsible for my own behavior. I don't really care who likes me. What's important is that I put forth effort to be the best person that I can. I still have love in my heart and that is a good thing.

12/27/2014 6:50:15 PMWhat have you learned in life so far? 
jester0011
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (30,914)
Lake Waccamaw, NC
49, joined Jun. 2014


what she said

12/27/2014 6:50:56 PMWhat have you learned in life so far? 
icecreamsammich
Over 4,000 Posts! (6,290)
Tucker, GA
66, joined May. 2014


When I look back at the times I life when I was hurt, I usually put myself in the position to be hurt.

12/27/2014 6:52:07 PMWhat have you learned in life so far? 
teeheehee_
Over 7,500 Posts!! (8,887)
Montreal, QC
35, joined Jun. 2014


Quote from genx1200:
You sound like an Apple bottom girl. This I'm okay with.


my bottom is like thisbig.

12/27/2014 6:55:55 PMWhat have you learned in life so far? 
mindya
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (23,580)
Vancouver, BC
64, joined Jan. 2009


Quote from teeheehee_:
my bottom is like thisbig.


Well how come it stretched out me flannel shirt?

12/27/2014 6:58:31 PMWhat have you learned in life so far? 
teeheehee_
Over 7,500 Posts!! (8,887)
Montreal, QC
35, joined Jun. 2014


Because you wore it up side down?

12/27/2014 7:02:24 PMWhat have you learned in life so far? 

whalemstrsback
Over 4,000 Posts! (6,493)
Corning, CA
59, joined Oct. 2014


it's
never
easy
to
shoot
a
friend...



12/27/2014 7:13:19 PMWhat have you learned in life so far? 
woniota
Over 2,000 Posts (2,572)
Jacksonville, FL
51, joined Jul. 2014


Quote from jodar2001:
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just a**holes. I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it. I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big c*ck or huge tits. I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think. I've learned that you can keep puking long after you think you're finished. I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities or politicians. I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place. I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and the all the less important ones just never go away....


It's postings like this that keep me hanging around here. Just hilarious stuff.

12/27/2014 7:16:09 PMWhat have you learned in life so far? 
jester0011
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (30,914)
Lake Waccamaw, NC
49, joined Jun. 2014


not to trust heavy people

12/27/2014 7:21:04 PMWhat have you learned in life so far? 

viper1e
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (16,860)
Jeannette, PA
59, joined Dec. 2013


I've learned that there is no gravity.

The earth just sucks.

12/27/2014 7:24:49 PMWhat have you learned in life so far? 

jodar2001
Over 2,000 Posts (2,562)
Pompano Beach, FL
60, joined Mar. 2009


Quote from viper1e:
I've learned that there is no gravity.

The earth just sucks.


I've learned that gravity exists every time I take my bra off.....

12/27/2014 7:25:44 PMWhat have you learned in life so far? 

browneyz
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (26,166)
San Diego, CA
98, joined Jan. 2008


Not to trust naked men.

12/27/2014 7:28:12 PMWhat have you learned in life so far? 

1darksavior
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (10,859)
Brooklyn, NY
55, joined Mar. 2011


i learned that women talk chit about sex but cant last pass a hour

12/27/2014 7:28:47 PMWhat have you learned in life so far? 

whalemstrsback
Over 4,000 Posts! (6,493)
Corning, CA
59, joined Oct. 2014




so
you
need
a hands on
uplifting kind of guy then???


12/27/2014 7:28:59 PMWhat have you learned in life so far? 

cajunmister
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,035)
Kinder, LA
66, joined May. 2007


That the more I know about folks, the more amazed I am that we're not still living in caves and beatin our lunches over the head with a stick.

12/27/2014 7:33:54 PMWhat have you learned in life so far? 
bunnyobunbun
Houston, TX
59, joined Dec. 2014


People lie.People are stupid.Then they die.

12/27/2014 7:41:38 PMWhat have you learned in life so far? 

viper1e
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (16,860)
Jeannette, PA
59, joined Dec. 2013


Quote from jodar2001:
I've learned that gravity exists every time I take my bra off.....


Pictures or it didn't happen.

Quote from cajunmister:
That the more I know about folks, the more amazed I am that we're not still living in caves and beatin our lunches over the head with a stick.


It's simpler just to eat our neighbors.



[Edited 12/27/2014 7:43:28 PM ]

12/27/2014 7:45:51 PMWhat have you learned in life so far? 
extortionegos
Over 2,000 Posts (2,808)
Hayward, CA
40, joined Apr. 2014


Don't believe anything or anyone. Trust and love nothing. Life is a battle and fight off death until you kick the can

12/27/2014 7:48:45 PMWhat have you learned in life so far? 
bunnyobunbun
Houston, TX
59, joined Dec. 2014


Fight off death until you die? That.Is.Fukkinn.Briiiiiiillliant.


People lie. People are stupid. Then they die.

12/27/2014 7:49:48 PMWhat have you learned in life so far? 

viper1e
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (16,860)
Jeannette, PA
59, joined Dec. 2013


The probability of the bread falling butter side down, rises in direct proportion to the cost of the carpet.

12/27/2014 7:51:29 PMWhat have you learned in life so far? 
extortionegos
Over 2,000 Posts (2,808)
Hayward, CA
40, joined Apr. 2014


Nothing last forever

12/27/2014 7:52:08 PMWhat have you learned in life so far? 
chambella
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,411)
New South Wales
Australia
96, joined Jun. 2014


Quote from extortionegos:
Don't believe anything or anyone. Trust and love nothing. Life is a battle and fight off death until you kick the can




12/27/2014 7:52:34 PMWhat have you learned in life so far? 
chambella
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,411)
New South Wales
Australia
96, joined Jun. 2014


.
Never say "Never"

12/27/2014 7:53:27 PMWhat have you learned in life so far? 
bunnyobunbun
Houston, TX
59, joined Dec. 2014


Why would anyone eat bread and butter over carpet?

People lie. People are stupid. Then they die.

12/27/2014 7:54:49 PMWhat have you learned in life so far? 
extortionegos
Over 2,000 Posts (2,808)
Hayward, CA
40, joined Apr. 2014


Quote from chambella:
.
Never say "Never"


I know. I just paint a awful picture

12/27/2014 8:00:07 PMWhat have you learned in life so far? 

jodar2001
Over 2,000 Posts (2,562)
Pompano Beach, FL
60, joined Mar. 2009


Quote from viper1e:
It's simpler just to eat our neighbors.





okayyyyyyyyyyyy ya happy now? geeezzzzz



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