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2/7/2017 11:25:20 AMWas this being, just a little bit too prepared? 

bumblebee7
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (70,954)
Fort Payne, AL
61, joined Apr. 2011


I was chatting with this woman about getting together, but it wasn't for dating, just a night of hot sex with a hot girl. We chatted enough to feel at ease and to see we were both not tame in our sexual adventures and set up the big night for the upcoming Friday.

Well, when Friday got here, I thought about how people are into a lot of things these days: bdsm, alternative sex and etc...so I thought that I better be ready for anything.

So..I took a duffle bag and filled it with mouthwash, a few different kinds of underwear, the basic lubes and etc., etc...and loaded that into the back of the truck.










But, I realized that's just the basics, so I filled another bag with the best of my porn, some mirrors, whips, nipple torture devices, a two way intercom system, a diving mask, snorkel and fins...a few uni-sex toys, kinkier outfits, hand cuffs, etc, etc and even some fireworks(because you never know) and loaded that into the back of the truck too.









When I was on my way to the truck with the second load, it dawned on me that she might have a food fetish too...so I raided the refrigerator and put all that into a huge bag and loaded it into the truck too.






Well, with all that I figured I was ready to head out to her place when the thought hit me...."what if she is kinkier than all of this"???? So, I rented a U-Haul and loaded up all of the really "good" stuff from my dungeon....and drove off finally to her place.






When I got there I took a wheel barrel and moved everything I brought with me up to her door....and proudly rang the door bell.....


She answered the door looking hot as hell and smiled at me....but then her eyes gazed to the huge pile of goodies I brought with me and to the U-Haul trailer hitched to the back of my truck and her expression changed.... she looked at me, the pile, me, the pile, back and forth until her expression changed to a look of anger...

And then she said: Look dude, I was seeking a night of great hot sex....NOT another damn wanna be move in....

and she slammed the door on me...

So...was I just a wee bit too prepared....

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2/7/2017 11:33:25 AMWas this being, just a little bit too prepared? 

jer3552
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Vale, OR
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maybe the sheepskin condoms were a little too much and she felt compelled to herd ewe out of her house

2/7/2017 11:37:46 AMWas this being, just a little bit too prepared? 

burt_hurt
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,033)
Houston, TX
49, joined Jan. 2017


Cliff note available?

2/7/2017 11:46:37 AMWas this being, just a little bit too prepared? 

easttowest72
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,573)
Bremen, GA
45, joined Sep. 2014


Bumble that was a little over the top. Last time I visited the guy I was dating took two trip to get everything back in the car and I was there for less than 12 hours.

2/7/2017 12:07:17 PMWas this being, just a little bit too prepared? 

bumblebee7
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Fort Payne, AL
61, joined Apr. 2011


Quote from easttowest72:
Bumble that was a little over the top. Last time I visited the guy I was dating took two trip to get everything back in the car and I was there for less than 12 hours.


Does this mean that you have a dungeon too?

....

2/7/2017 12:09:59 PMWas this being, just a little bit too prepared? 
cupocheer
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Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010




Tybee Island

2/7/2017 12:10:34 PMWas this being, just a little bit too prepared? 

countryladypoet
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Clarion, PA
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maybe she just wanted glo in the dark condoms....

2/7/2017 12:11:42 PMWas this being, just a little bit too prepared? 

russellb1
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Brewster, NY
48, joined Nov. 2016


Naughty Poet

2/7/2017 12:16:20 PMWas this being, just a little bit too prepared? 

countryladypoet
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Clarion, PA
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2/7/2017 12:21:12 PMWas this being, just a little bit too prepared? 

archer513
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Cincinnati, OH
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Newb

An experienced kinkster can mcgyver some shit out of household items

2/7/2017 12:22:03 PMWas this being, just a little bit too prepared? 

countryladypoet
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2/7/2017 12:27:16 PMWas this being, just a little bit too prepared? 

lightbrownie1
Johnston, IA
48, joined Feb. 2016


Oh...I'm on lunch...got to come back for this later.



2/7/2017 12:30:44 PMWas this being, just a little bit too prepared? 
lunaglider
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,527)
DPO, AA
97, joined Dec. 2013


Quote from archer513:
Newb

An experienced kinkster can mcgyver some shit out of household items

Exactly....A rolling pin doubles as a dildo....So does a cork screw!

2/7/2017 12:31:55 PMWas this being, just a little bit too prepared? 

lsu_lsu
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Houma, LA
50, joined Apr. 2011


Quote from archer513:
Newb

An experienced kinkster can mcgyver some shit out of household items



Use your imagination Bee

2/7/2017 1:01:35 PMWas this being, just a little bit too prepared? 

easttowest72
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,573)
Bremen, GA
45, joined Sep. 2014


Quote from bumblebee7:
Does this mean that you have a dungeon too?

....
nope lol. Women just need alot of things. He has a room set up with a bar, pool table, disco lights.

2/7/2017 1:06:02 PMWas this being, just a little bit too prepared? 

IwasYourHero
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Šlapanice
Czech Republic
97, joined Dec. 2016


Too long didn't read

2/7/2017 1:50:35 PMWas this being, just a little bit too prepared? 

archer513
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (12,949)
Cincinnati, OH
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Quote from lsu_lsu:
Use your imagination Bee


Exactly! The things I could do to Lana with:

Turkey Baster
Electrical tape
Ice cubes
Spatula
Her panties
Electrical chord
Marbles
Pudding
Wooden spoon
Maple syrup
Menthol cough drops...

On and on and on.....



2/7/2017 1:52:59 PMWas this being, just a little bit too prepared? 

lsu_lsu
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Houma, LA
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I like your imagination....

2/7/2017 2:02:12 PMWas this being, just a little bit too prepared? 

jer3552
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Vale, OR
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i carry a magic wand with me at all times

2/7/2017 2:09:44 PMWas this being, just a little bit too prepared? 

mylegsarecold
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Gainesville, FL
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I can understand the diving mask, snorkel and fins but what the heck do you need a two way intercom system for?

2/7/2017 2:13:36 PMWas this being, just a little bit too prepared? 

jer3552
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Vale, OR
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Quote from mylegsarecold:
I can understand the diving mask, snorkel and fins but what the heck do you need a two way intercom system for?
reduces the echo00000000000

2/7/2017 2:15:58 PMWas this being, just a little bit too prepared? 
thepanicisover
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2/7/2017 2:17:52 PMWas this being, just a little bit too prepared? 

mr_1234m
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You can never be toooooo prepared

2/7/2017 5:13:55 PMWas this being, just a little bit too prepared? 

countryladypoet
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2/7/2017 5:20:35 PMWas this being, just a little bit too prepared? 
vanilla_cream2
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2/7/2017 5:37:51 PMWas this being, just a little bit too prepared? 

yetskimama
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Walterboro, SC
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Quote from mr_1234m:


You can never be toooooo prepared



That should cover the hot date'

2/7/2017 5:54:53 PMWas this being, just a little bit too prepared? 
cupocheer
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Assumption, IL
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