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2/16/2017 10:04:30 PMAppropriate date attire 

stobil
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (24,525)
Gallatin, TN
36, joined Nov. 2009


I bought a tee shirt that says, "I like my my women like I like my coffee...ground up and in the freezer"

So when should I wear that?




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2/16/2017 10:06:06 PMAppropriate date attire 

lightbrownie1
Johnston, IA
48, joined Feb. 2016


Quote from stobil:


So when should I wear that?


To bed

2/16/2017 10:06:25 PMAppropriate date attire 
cupocheer
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (226,129)
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010


Will the color clash with the satin liner in your coffin'?

2/16/2017 10:08:50 PMAppropriate date attire 
thread_killer
Turin, GA
22, joined Sep. 2016


Quote from stobil:
I bought a tee shirt that says, "I like my my women like I like my coffee...ground up and in the freezer"

So when should I wear that?


Okay...
That's actually funny.


2/16/2017 10:09:06 PMAppropriate date attire 
opsiidaisy
ViennaVienna
Austria
44, joined Jan. 2017


Never

2/16/2017 10:14:30 PMAppropriate date attire 
KingTutankamen
Alexandria
Egypt
24, joined Sep. 2016


Next date with 50 shades

2/16/2017 10:19:27 PMAppropriate date attire 
world1nder
Over 1,000 Posts (1,154)
Pineville, NC
48, joined Apr. 2014


Quote from stobil:
I bought a tee shirt that says, "I like my my women like I like my coffee...ground up and in the freezer"

So when should I wear that?


Wear it next time you volunteer at the battered women's shelter.

2/16/2017 10:20:33 PMAppropriate date attire 
KingTutankamen
Alexandria
Egypt
24, joined Sep. 2016


sick f**ker

2/16/2017 10:25:10 PMAppropriate date attire 

stan_147
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (18,317)
Coos Bay, OR
52, joined Aug. 2010


Pair it with a jockstrap and assless chaps.

2/16/2017 10:27:55 PMAppropriate date attire 
Zelda88
Over 7,500 Posts!! (9,727)
Sugar Land, TX
58, joined Jun. 2016


I can't visualize it. Can you send me your pic of that? thx

You can leave your hat on.

Quote from stan_147:
Pair it with a jockstrap and assless chaps.




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2/16/2017 10:30:57 PMAppropriate date attire 
Zelda88
Over 7,500 Posts!! (9,727)
Sugar Land, TX
58, joined Jun. 2016


changing the oil on your car, inside out for mowing


Quote from stobil:
I bought a tee shirt that says, "I like my my women like I like my coffee...ground up and in the freezer"

So when should I wear that?


2/16/2017 10:38:50 PMAppropriate date attire 

driver406
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (51,582)
Saint Paul, MN
65, joined Oct. 2009


I'm not sure any time is appropriate.

2/17/2017 4:57:58 AMAppropriate date attire 

countryladypoet
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (20,513)
Clarion, PA
50, joined Dec. 2012


Quote from stan_147:
Pair it with a jockstrap and assless chaps.


2/17/2017 7:18:31 AMAppropriate date attire 

bumblebee7
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (70,089)
Fort Payne, AL
61, joined Apr. 2011
online now!


I guess wear it when you have some guy over.....lol

2/17/2017 7:21:55 AMAppropriate date attire 

grapekoolaid
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,835)
Jacksonville, FL
31, joined Oct. 2014


Naked.

2/17/2017 7:38:06 AMAppropriate date attire 
thepanicisover
Chesapeake, VA
35, joined Nov. 2016


When you've been together for a few months.

2/17/2017 7:56:01 AMAppropriate date attire 

mr_1234m
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (34,208)
Louisville, KY
51, joined Apr. 2014




Ladies, pick you up at 8

2/17/2017 8:16:06 AMAppropriate date attire 
thepanicisover
Chesapeake, VA
35, joined Nov. 2016


Thats not what you're gonna wear, is it??

2/17/2017 8:17:00 AMAppropriate date attire 
burt_hurt
Over 1,000 Posts (1,789)
Alexandria, OH
43, joined Jan. 2017


All that latex looks good but it's a "stinker" when it comes off.

2/17/2017 8:18:43 AMAppropriate date attire 

mr_1234m
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (34,208)
Louisville, KY
51, joined Apr. 2014


Quote from thepanicisover:
Thats exactly what I wore on my last date








2/17/2017 8:23:36 AMAppropriate date attire 

bookwormtobutte
Over 1,000 Posts (1,752)
Rio Rancho, NM
36, joined Jan. 2016


Quote from stobil:
I bought a tee shirt that says, "I like my my women like I like my coffee...ground up and in the freezer"

So when should I wear that?


Wear it on every first date. When you meet a woman that likes it and sleeps with you on the first date. Marry her, quick!!!!


2/17/2017 8:25:52 AMAppropriate date attire 
burt_hurt
Over 1,000 Posts (1,789)
Alexandria, OH
43, joined Jan. 2017


Quote from bookwormtobutte:
Wear it on every first date. When you meet a woman that likes it and sleeps with you on the first date. Marry her, quick!!!!


Umm that would mean marrying pretty much all of them.

2/17/2017 8:29:20 AMAppropriate date attire 
dysonxx
Jacksonville, FL
45, joined Aug. 2014


Quote from stan_147:
Pair it with a jockstrap and assless chaps.


this then mosey on over to the bar at the next gay rodeo

2/17/2017 8:32:43 AMAppropriate date attire 

bookwormtobutte
Over 1,000 Posts (1,752)
Rio Rancho, NM
36, joined Jan. 2016


Quote from burt_hurt:
Umm that would mean marrying pretty much all of them.


Really?!!!
Hmm maybe my standards are a bit high. Any guy who wears a T-shirt on a first date, has very low odds of getting a second date. And a t-shirt that says something like that has even less odds, like practically non existent odds.
He'd have to be piss my pants funny great time.

2/17/2017 8:47:32 AMAppropriate date attire 
killerbugs53
Over 2,000 Posts (3,085)
Palo Cedro, CA
53, joined Oct. 2016


Quote from stobil:
I bought a tee shirt that says, "I like my my women like I like my coffee...ground up and in the freezer"

So when should I wear that?


Hope you got a deal on the shirt....with it saying my my

2/17/2017 10:08:04 AMAppropriate date attire 

playingindirt
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (15,838)
Eugene, OR
61, joined Mar. 2014






lol I've seen worse stuff than that written on shirts. if she takes it too seriously let her be the one to worry about it but don't you.

2/17/2017 10:09:31 AMAppropriate date attire 
burt_hurt
Over 1,000 Posts (1,789)
Alexandria, OH
43, joined Jan. 2017


Quote from bookwormtobutte:
Really?!!!
Hmm maybe my standards are a bit high. Any guy who wears a T-shirt on a first date, has very low odds of getting a second date.


Well those are not high standards, they are shallow judgemental standards

2/17/2017 10:14:53 AMAppropriate date attire 

russellb1
Over 1,000 Posts (1,439)
Brewster, NY
48, joined Nov. 2016


I guess Armani (black label) is outta the question then...

2/17/2017 10:15:42 AMAppropriate date attire 
burt_hurt
Over 1,000 Posts (1,789)
Alexandria, OH
43, joined Jan. 2017


Quote from russellb1:
I guess Armani (black label) is outta the question then...


I don't think Armani makes stuff in your size Russell, their suits only go up to 44 chest...not 64 moobs.

2/17/2017 10:18:33 AMAppropriate date attire 

russellb1
Over 1,000 Posts (1,439)
Brewster, NY
48, joined Nov. 2016


They go to 48, Nevin....black label

La collectzioni goes to 54.....I have one of each blazer.



Both worth far more than yer little shack on the prairie, son....

2/17/2017 10:19:05 AMAppropriate date attire 
burt_hurt
Over 1,000 Posts (1,789)
Alexandria, OH
43, joined Jan. 2017


Quote from russellb1:


La collectzioni goes to 54.....I have one of each blazer.


hahah fat bastard!

A fat f**k in in an Armani Jacket...what a waste of time and effort.



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2/17/2017 10:22:00 AMAppropriate date attire 

russellb1
Over 1,000 Posts (1,439)
Brewster, NY
48, joined Nov. 2016


Nevin yer mom still dresses you in the morning before posting....


Who you kidding?

2/17/2017 10:23:36 AMAppropriate date attire 
burt_hurt
Over 1,000 Posts (1,789)
Alexandria, OH
43, joined Jan. 2017


54" inch tits and buys "off the shelf" Armani jackets to try and hide the boobage...

Damn Russell...put the f**king pie down!

You're like what 5'4" too?





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2/17/2017 10:40:01 AMAppropriate date attire 

archer513
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (12,295)
Cincinnati, OH
43, joined Dec. 2014


How I usually roll. Nice clean,casual look that most guys can pull off.




2/17/2017 10:40:55 AMAppropriate date attire 

russellb1
Over 1,000 Posts (1,439)
Brewster, NY
48, joined Nov. 2016




Poor butt_hutt korbyn...

Always the lesser things in life...

2/17/2017 10:41:42 AMAppropriate date attire 
burt_hurt
Over 1,000 Posts (1,789)
Alexandria, OH
43, joined Jan. 2017


When it comes to 54" boobs russell, I'm happy being "lesser" than you

2/17/2017 10:42:28 AMAppropriate date attire 
opsiidaisy
ViennaVienna
Austria
44, joined Jan. 2017


I love that look Archer. A mix of casual and elegant.

2/17/2017 10:48:33 AMAppropriate date attire 

mr_1234m
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (34,208)
Louisville, KY
51, joined Apr. 2014


My normal look




My dating look



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2/17/2017 10:53:29 AMAppropriate date attire 
thepanicisover
Chesapeake, VA
35, joined Nov. 2016


Handsome!

2/17/2017 10:57:35 AMAppropriate date attire 
lurky_lurker
Over 1,000 Posts (1,693)
Norcross, GA
40, joined Feb. 2016




2/17/2017 10:59:09 AMAppropriate date attire 
purdibirrdii
Fort Collins, CO
51, joined Jan. 2017


Quote from archer513:
How I usually roll. Nice clean,
casual look that most guys can pull off.



Very Nice... I bet YOUR milkshake brings ALL the girls to the yard!



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2/17/2017 11:04:05 AMAppropriate date attire 

bumblebee7
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (70,089)
Fort Payne, AL
61, joined Apr. 2011
online now!


Its funny, but I like my coffee hot and in a cup.

Who the f**k drinks frozen coffee....?


...

2/17/2017 11:06:32 AMAppropriate date attire 
burt_hurt
Over 1,000 Posts (1,789)
Alexandria, OH
43, joined Jan. 2017


Bumble, the shirt refers to coffee grinds..it's best to keep them in the freezer, it extends their freshness...comprehension my sheep herding friend.

2/17/2017 11:11:17 AMAppropriate date attire 

masterofbacon2
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (48,204)
Kirkjub├Žjarklaustur
Iceland
90, joined May. 2014


Quote from mr_1234m:
My normal look




My dating look


I never understood the whole creased jeans thing.

2/17/2017 11:19:39 AMAppropriate date attire 
burt_hurt
Over 1,000 Posts (1,789)
Alexandria, OH
43, joined Jan. 2017


No, I remember as a small boy my mom ironing creases in my jeans and me having the fashion sense even then to know it wasn't acceptable at the church disco.

2/17/2017 11:20:36 AMAppropriate date attire 
thepanicisover
Chesapeake, VA
35, joined Nov. 2016


Creases only on dark dress pants.

And no denim shorts for the live of god!



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2/17/2017 11:23:51 AMAppropriate date attire 
burt_hurt
Over 1,000 Posts (1,789)
Alexandria, OH
43, joined Jan. 2017


It's only cool to wear blue denim shorts if you have brown socks up to your knees and black sandals on.



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2/17/2017 11:24:40 AMAppropriate date attire 

mr_1234m
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (34,208)
Louisville, KY
51, joined Apr. 2014


Live of god?

I think he's a skirt and sandle guy

2/17/2017 11:35:16 AMAppropriate date attire 

archer513
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (12,295)
Cincinnati, OH
43, joined Dec. 2014


Yea,creases aren't cool.

No pleated pants either fella's!

Every guy should have a tailor. Off the rack shirts only fit skinny guys properly. Go get your shirts tailored and a cpl tailored sport coats

2/17/2017 11:36:56 AMAppropriate date attire 
burt_hurt
Over 1,000 Posts (1,789)
Alexandria, OH
43, joined Jan. 2017


Grey corduroy pants are great though...and nylon dress pants from Walmart



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2/17/2017 11:40:13 AMAppropriate date attire 
thepanicisover
Chesapeake, VA
35, joined Nov. 2016


And fishnets.

2/17/2017 11:41:06 AMAppropriate date attire 
burt_hurt
Over 1,000 Posts (1,789)
Alexandria, OH
43, joined Jan. 2017


Yes, used ones over the head...

2/17/2017 11:42:33 AMAppropriate date attire 
queennawty
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (24,088)
Middlesex
United Kingdom
45, joined Oct. 2015


Just show up nude with a bow

2/17/2017 11:43:59 AMAppropriate date attire 

masterofbacon2
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (48,204)
Kirkjub├Žjarklaustur
Iceland
90, joined May. 2014


I usually go with the loin cloth, myself.

2/17/2017 11:44:58 AMAppropriate date attire 
queennawty
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (24,088)
Middlesex
United Kingdom
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2/17/2017 11:45:57 AMAppropriate date attire 

masterofbacon2
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (48,204)
Kirkjub├Žjarklaustur
Iceland
90, joined May. 2014


I knew you'd like that.

2/17/2017 11:53:56 AMAppropriate date attire 
thepanicisover
Chesapeake, VA
35, joined Nov. 2016


Does your loin cloth come with a pocket?

2/17/2017 12:04:06 PMAppropriate date attire 

archer513
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (12,295)
Cincinnati, OH
43, joined Dec. 2014


Banana hammock is the way to go. Very forgiving and comfy

2/17/2017 12:07:09 PMAppropriate date attire 
thepanicisover
Chesapeake, VA
35, joined Nov. 2016




2/17/2017 12:07:26 PMAppropriate date attire 
burt_hurt
Over 1,000 Posts (1,789)
Alexandria, OH
43, joined Jan. 2017


I have to use a Plantain hammock





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