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5/19/2017 1:00:25 PMMerc and mischief want to run America 

jer3552
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5/19/2017 1:10:50 PMMerc and mischief want to run America 

uber_goober
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Danielsville, GA
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If they promise to put a chicken in every pot, a cold beer in every hand, and an ashtray on every table, my campaign contribution will be in the mail forthwith.

5/19/2017 1:14:55 PMMerc and mischief want to run America 
de_aardbei
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Montreal, QC
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I believe in chickens, I believe in beer (even tjo I dont drink it myself)but not ashtrays.

5/19/2017 1:17:01 PMMerc and mischief want to run America 

jer3552
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Quote from uber_goober:
If they promise to put a chicken in every pot, a cold beer in every hand, and an ashtray on every table, my campaign contribution will be in the mail forthwith.
they promised to put snow in every marsupials pouch



[Edited 5/19/2017 1:18:02 PM ]

5/19/2017 1:17:21 PMMerc and mischief want to run America 

uber_goober
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Danielsville, GA
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My campaign contributions are frozen until ALL criteria are met.

Wittle stwahberry

5/19/2017 1:18:34 PMMerc and mischief want to run America 
de_aardbei
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Montreal, QC
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That's cold.

5/19/2017 1:23:46 PMMerc and mischief want to run America 

jer3552
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I heard mercs pouch is slightly tilted

5/19/2017 1:27:18 PMMerc and mischief want to run America 

uber_goober
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She's from the Southern Hemisphere. So her pouch appears upside down for us Amurricans.

5/19/2017 2:15:13 PMMerc and mischief want to run America 
bluesrule
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Marshalltown, IA
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Quote from uber_goober:
If they promise to put a chicken in every pot, a cold beer in every hand, and an ashtray on every table, my campaign contribution will be in the mail forthwith.




'Merica!!!!





5/19/2017 2:20:57 PMMerc and mischief want to run America 
lurky_lurker
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Norcross, GA
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5/19/2017 2:54:55 PMMerc and mischief want to run America 
de_aardbei
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Montreal, QC
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Oh god i wanna reach into the pic and help her...

5/19/2017 2:55:35 PMMerc and mischief want to run America 
Olaf_the_german
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Houston, TX
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Oh god i wanna reach into the pic and help her...

F**k the fat f**k! let it die there.

btw...are you sure it's a 'her'?



[Edited 5/19/2017 2:56:06 PM ]

5/19/2017 2:56:27 PMMerc and mischief want to run America 
de_aardbei
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Or is that a him?

5/19/2017 2:57:08 PMMerc and mischief want to run America 
Olaf_the_german
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Houston, TX
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IT'S AN IT.

I'd help it..."hey fatty, the diet coke is at the end of the isle"



[Edited 5/19/2017 2:57:38 PM ]

5/19/2017 2:57:48 PMMerc and mischief want to run America 
de_aardbei
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A la King?

5/19/2017 2:58:18 PMMerc and mischief want to run America 
cupocheer
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Assumption, IL
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That is a guy.

Call 911.

He's fallen. & can't get up.

5/19/2017 3:05:29 PMMerc and mischief want to run America 
Olaf_the_german
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Houston, TX
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F**k that..let the fat f**k stay there for 6 months and just feed it water...it'll be 100lb lighter by then and be able to walk out itself.

5/19/2017 3:06:49 PMMerc and mischief want to run America 
de_aardbei
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That's harsh love.





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5/19/2017 3:07:45 PMMerc and mischief want to run America 
Olaf_the_german
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FATTTTTIESSS MUST DIE..t.

5/19/2017 3:09:15 PMMerc and mischief want to run America 
de_aardbei
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Quote from Olaf_the_german:
FATTTTTIESSS MUST DIE..t.


Answer his: Is the t simply there to satisfy the all capitals rule?

5/19/2017 3:10:24 PMMerc and mischief want to run America 
Olaf_the_german
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Is the fatty just there to satisfy the diversity rule?

5/19/2017 3:40:20 PMMerc and mischief want to run America 
de_aardbei
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Perhaps dear Olaf. Perhaps..

5/19/2017 4:02:59 PMMerc and mischief want to run America 

M4mischief
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That's right and im sending all you foreigners back where you belong....

5/19/2017 4:19:16 PMMerc and mischief want to run America 

M4mischief
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Grand Prairie, TX
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And we're putting all the civil war statues back up....and droppin the big one on kim jongs house...that takes care of that mofo...he wont be testin no more missles....

5/19/2017 4:24:34 PMMerc and mischief want to run America 
foreal2015
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Cadiz, OH
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Not sure if I should feel relieved or be scared to death at the idea of them running the country

5/19/2017 4:30:50 PMMerc and mischief want to run America 

M4mischief
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I did not talk to those Russians....

5/19/2017 4:55:49 PMMerc and mischief want to run America 

Mercedes_3
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New South Wales
Australia
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I reckon those unemployed on here would shit
themselves if Dot and I ran America because
you would have to contribute every time you
logged on DH.

In other words I would sign an executive order
for a DH tax so the unemployed think twice
about sitting on here 24/7!~



5/19/2017 7:25:14 PMMerc and mischief want to run America 

M4mischief
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Yes..that way we can build up our coffers for more important things....

5/19/2017 7:27:48 PMMerc and mischief want to run America 

stanleyzee
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Quote from M4mischief:
And we're putting all the civil war statues back up....and droppin the big one on kim jongs house...that takes care of that mofo...he wont be testin no more missles....


5/19/2017 7:45:36 PMMerc and mischief want to run America 
foreal2015
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Quote from Mercedes_3:
I reckon those unemployed on here would shit
themselves if Dot and I ran America because
you would have to contribute every time you
logged on DH.

In other words I would sign an executive order
for a DH tax so the unemployed think twice
about sitting on here 24/7!~

not getting a dime from me

5/19/2017 7:46:50 PMMerc and mischief want to run America 

M4mischief
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Grand Prairie, TX
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we already swiped your credit card......

5/19/2017 7:56:12 PMMerc and mischief want to run America 
rubyrose2015
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Seagrove, NC
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Quote from Mercedes_3:
I reckon those unemployed on here would shit
themselves if Dot and I ran America because
you would have to contribute every time you
logged on DH.

In other words I would sign an executive order
for a DH tax so the unemployed think twice
about sitting on here 24/7!~
===============================================
Well, we obviously have enough money to do that.

5/19/2017 7:56:47 PMMerc and mischief want to run America 
foreal2015
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Quote from M4mischief:
we already swiped your credit card......
all I ever do is work so I'm tax exempt

5/19/2017 8:00:51 PMMerc and mischief want to run America 

M4mischief
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5/19/2017 8:40:08 PMMerc and mischief want to run America 

driver406
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Saint Paul, MN
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There can't do a worse job than the idiots we have running it now whether patriotic Americans or atheistic, America hating communist Democrats.

5/19/2017 9:11:29 PMMerc and mischief want to run America 

jer3552
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Dumb and Dumber from down under cant even pee standing up

5/19/2017 10:23:50 PMMerc and mischief want to run America 

M4mischief
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We know jer...that's actually a bonus..also only having one brain to think with is a bonus too....

5/19/2017 10:32:01 PMMerc and mischief want to run America 

Mercedes_3
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Quote from foreal2015:
not getting a dime from me


No dime means loss of Drivers license

5/19/2017 10:32:57 PMMerc and mischief want to run America 

Mercedes_3
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Australia
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Quote from jer3552:
Dumb and Dumber from down under cant even pee standing up


We have pics to prove we can piss from both ends

5/19/2017 10:37:44 PMMerc and mischief want to run America 

Mercedes_3
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