###Reddit has a seriously entertaining thread going right now of stories of guys just com-plete-ly not getting the hint from girls who were, in retrospect, blatantly interested in them. It just goes to prove that even if you think you’re being embarrassingly forward, like, if-this-were-any-clearer-I-could-get-arrested forward, guys still might not get the message.
Here are some of the best tales of guys all over the world who just. Didn’t. Get it.
1. “He had been keen on this one girl who had been flirting with him for weeks, and as we all lived on res at Uni, they were always bumping into one another. Anyway, after a function we all get home very drunk and he receives a text from her complaining that she is incredibly horny and upset because the batteries in her vibrator have run out and wanted to know if he could help her. So being the genius that he is, he takes two AA batteries out of his XBOX controller, walks to her dorm, slips them under the door and yells out ‘you’re welcome.'”
2. “My ex once had a cute bubbly female friend of his come over. She was younger than him and thought he was amazing. When they were hanging out in the bathroom at his place (don’t know why), she decided then and there to take off her clothes and have a shower right in front of him. He just continued playing his guitar and tried not to look at her.”
“She pulled into an empty, secluded parking lot. Then she said, ‘Now that we’re stopped here, is there anything you wanna do?’ He thought for a second and then said, ‘Yeah, I don’t think my door’s shut all the way.’”
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