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About one in 6 million men in the United States is as lucky as DoubleDickDude. Or as cursed. When you are born with diphalia, a rare medical condition in which you have two penises, things can seem like they are just as fortuitous as they are incredibly shitty (underwear is a nightmare). Responding for a heroic six hours to a Reddit AMA, DoubleDickDude, the man sporting twin dicks, answered what early sex was like, the general mechanics of the double valve, and his committed relationship with both a man and a woman. Yes, there is a very NSFW proof photo, if you're feeling daring enough to stomach a look at a hydra penis this soon into 2014. The AMA received over 12,000 comments. Since we all don't have enough double body parts to read through the whole thread, we've collected the highlights.
1. He Can Cum Out of Both Penises at the Same Time
DoubleDickDude can both ejaculate and urinate out of both penises at the same time. As one user asked, "Have you ever cum on 2 faces at the same time?" The answer is, "Yep. That was fun."
2. He Doesn't Have to Wait As Long To Cum Again
With a Doublemint penis, the sexual refractory period is almost halved. Do they both get sensitive after he orgasms? "It drips while the other shoots. But I can keep going with the one I wasn't jerking on. Cum again and then swap back to the one I came with first."
3. Girls Are Much More Freaked Out Than Guys
Everybody reacts differently when they see DoubleDickDude. "It varies from girl to girl. Some have been like WOW. some have been like THATS FAKE! some have freaked out like, called me names. Most are pretty curious, but I don't have casual sex anymore, I stopped a few years back. Didn't like the empty feeling inside after a 1 night stand. Did a lot of those in my late teens. A LOT of them. But for the most part, girls were nervous and some changed their mind at the last minute. Dudes NEVER change their mind, they always want it even if they're freaked out a little."
4. He Only Tells a Select Few About His Double-Pronged Member
He talks about his dick on a need to know basis. "It's sort of, made a few run screaming in the past. Usually the ones I get to know well before we date are cool with it. I don't talk about it otherwise, like if I'm not going to have sex with you, you won't know I've got two dicks."
5. He Picks Favorites
The left penis never gets quite as rock hard as the right. "The right one. The left one has a grudge against me for it, too."
6. Yes, It Means Double the Blue Balls
He is the only man in the world who has a legitimate medical reason for needing to get off. "My prostate gets inflamed if I don't ejaculate enough. I'm probably the only guy with a legit reason to orgasm at least once every day or two days. My prostate gets stimulation from both cocks and creates a lot of seminal fluid. So when i cum it has to be squeezed every few days to get all the excess out. otherwise it feels bloated and painful."
7. He Only Has One All Over Orgasm
"I get that one the most. its one all over orgasm. My dicks are actually only separated just below the surface of my skin, right around the area behind my balls. Below that, it's one really thick shaft that goes back. But I can feel when my left or right dick is being tickled or touched."
8. He Has Really, Really Weird (and Great) Sex
Double, triple, quadruple the pleasure. "Two dudes in my ass at the same time, with each dick in a different girl who were riding me, pussy to pussy, while a guy and girl stood over me and let me eat/lick/suck on them while they fucked."
9. He Happily Dates and Sleeps With Two People At Once
Of his committed relationship with a man and a woman, he notes, "Actually no awkardness. They were a couple before they mutually started dating me. She is straight, and he is bisexual and discovered he was when after four months of them both knowing me, they found out about my cocks. It clicked and we've been together since."
10. You Won't Ever See Him in Porn
Did he ever think about becoming a porn star and making a profit off his natural gifts? "Yes I did, a few years ago. But decided against it. It's one thing to be unique, it's another thing to be a novelty. I'd only be popular for so long and then I'd just be another blip in the hiccup of the porn business. The pay is shit from what I've seen and I don't need money, I'm comfortable now. Besides, I can't figure a value for my dignity. The only reason I let photos out is because I thought people might like to know, at least one guy with two normal dicks exists. All the others are pretty scary looking and I feel for them."
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