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3/5/2015 5:48:54 AMWomen and bloating. 
mrhankchinaski
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,691)
Aurora, CO
56, joined Aug. 2014


Just because you are gassy and retaining water and all bloated out doesn't mean you should be a beeeeyotch.




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3/5/2015 6:28:39 AMWomen and bloating. 

testsignup
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (11,400)
Springfield, VA
64, joined Sep. 2009


You have the causation sequence entirely wrong. All the symptoms you note are results of other causes, not causes themselves.

They aren't pitching a fuss because they are "bloated," they are upset AND they are bloated due to something else. Usually the same something else.

3/5/2015 7:43:09 AMWomen and bloating. 

bumblebee7
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (77,386)
Fort Payne, AL
63, joined Apr. 2011


and op?

your excuse is?

3/5/2015 8:28:12 AMWomen and bloating. 

candy0426
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (11,797)
Newtown, PA
49, joined Aug. 2014


How about you bleed for a week, have horrible cramps, bloating, massive hormonal mood swings and be sweet as pie? Or grow a baby and give birth to a watermelon? Or you could just shut up.

3/5/2015 8:29:11 AMWomen and bloating. 
kawkasian
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (14,841)
Beverly Hills, CA
37, joined Sep. 2014


Quote from candy0426:
How about you bleed for a week, have horrible cramps, bloating, massive hormonal mood swings and be sweet as pie? Or grow a baby and give birth to a watermelon? Or you could just shut up.


You mean an a** boil?..I've had those.

3/5/2015 8:33:10 AMWomen and bloating. 

candy0426
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (11,797)
Newtown, PA
49, joined Aug. 2014


Eww it was big enough to give birth to a watermelon? You musta looked like you had 3 cheeks!!

3/5/2015 8:36:03 AMWomen and bloating. 
oppsiidazi
Over 1,000 Posts (1,051)
Orr, MN
48, joined Oct. 2014


Quote from mrhankchinaski:
Just because you are gassy and retaining water and all bloated out doesn't mean you should be a beeeeyotch.


... not me?!!!

3/5/2015 8:39:54 AMWomen and bloating. 

bumblebee7
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (77,386)
Fort Payne, AL
63, joined Apr. 2011


Quote from candy0426:
Eww it was big enough to give birth to a watermelon? You musta looked like you had 3 cheeks!!


Hey...that was pretty good.

Maybe you should team up with Kawk and I.


I think if we worked at it...we could drive some op into the nuthouse.

3/5/2015 8:42:51 AMWomen and bloating. 

candy0426
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (11,797)
Newtown, PA
49, joined Aug. 2014


Quote from bumblebee7:
Hey...that was pretty good.

Maybe you should team up with Kawk and I.


I think if we worked at it...we could drive some op into the nuthouse.


I'm in

3/5/2015 8:46:00 AMWomen and bloating. 

bumblebee7
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (77,386)
Fort Payne, AL
63, joined Apr. 2011


Okay....and

I did give birth to a watermelon once....I was so hungry I swallowed it whole.

It never processed....so.

Damn, that shit hurts.

I was a b*tch for over a month...



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3/5/2015 8:47:24 AMWomen and bloating. 

twining
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (10,998)
Anderson, SC
26, joined Jun. 2014


Just because you've accomplished winning the all desirable award for pointing out the obvious, doesn't mean you get a free pass.

3/5/2015 8:51:14 AMWomen and bloating. 

bumblebee7
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (77,386)
Fort Payne, AL
63, joined Apr. 2011


nope.

He has to return to....Start over...without collecting the customary $200 bucks.

for the 77th time.

3/5/2015 9:55:55 AMWomen and bloating. 

soundzgood
Long Beach, CA
50, joined Feb. 2014


We all have to hear it every time the "aunt comes to visit". Women have had it way

easier than men, at least you ladies have a clue to when it's coming, you can take

your Motrin..Ha , No worries . But you were all spared that "Hard on" thing. Remember

back in the fourth grade when they first came out with the hard on? You're sittin' in

class, & the teacher calls you up to the board & you're like, "You're the teacher you

figure it out....I got some kind of ligament thing goin' over here." Or you wake up,

he's already awake, he's makin' pancakes, & sayin' "Take me shoppin'...I need a new hat."

But that pee hard on Boyyy!!! Aint that a B*TCH?... You gotta stand there like a moron

and talk him down, or the MF will expect you to do a hand stand to pee. I could jack the

car up with it........Pardon me.

Yeah , so all that snivelling about "BLOATED" & "B*TCHY".........is really, really,

unattractive. But without any vindictiveness......if that helps.

3/5/2015 10:50:11 AMWomen and bloating. 
ltlwing
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (12,528)
Williamsburg, OH
54, joined Oct. 2013


Don't have that problem bloating, just a menopausal b*tch now.

3/5/2015 10:57:24 AMWomen and bloating. 

archer513
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (16,719)
Cincinnati, OH
45, joined Dec. 2014


According to the bible,women on their period were not supposed to enter the house...they had a shed out back.

3/5/2015 1:39:31 PMWomen and bloating. 
mrhankchinaski
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,691)
Aurora, CO
56, joined Aug. 2014


Quote from candy0426:
How about you bleed for a week, have horrible cramps, bloating, massive hormonal mood swings and be sweet as pie? Or grow a baby and give birth to a watermelon? Or you could just shut up.



That all sounds like a personal problem.

3/5/2015 1:43:03 PMWomen and bloating. 
mrhankchinaski
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,691)
Aurora, CO
56, joined Aug. 2014


Quote from twining:
Just because you've accomplished winning the all desirable award for pointing out the obvious, doesn't mean you get a free pass.



Believe me. I have had no free passes.

My life has been chock full of crampy gassy bloated women.

3/5/2015 2:21:00 PMWomen and bloating. 

testsignup
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (11,400)
Springfield, VA
64, joined Sep. 2009


Quote from mrhankchinaski:
Believe me. I have had no free passes.

My life has been chock full of crampy gassy bloated women.


And despite all that experience, you have learned nothing?

3/5/2015 3:09:52 PMWomen and bloating. 
mrhankchinaski
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,691)
Aurora, CO
56, joined Aug. 2014


Quote from ltlwing:
Don't have that problem bloating, just a menopausal b*tch now.


You know I have a thing for menopausal b*tches.

3/5/2015 3:56:16 PMWomen and bloating. 
ltlwing
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (12,528)
Williamsburg, OH
54, joined Oct. 2013


Quote from mrhankchinaski:
You know I have a thing for menopausal b*tches.


And I have a thing for men,who have a thing for menopausal b*tches.

3/5/2015 4:01:57 PMWomen and bloating. 

candy0426
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (11,797)
Newtown, PA
49, joined Aug. 2014


Quote from archer513:
According to the bible,women on their period were not supposed to enter the house...they had a shed out back.


I wish I had a shed. A week alone sounds heavenly.

3/5/2015 4:56:03 PMWomen and bloating. 
mrhankchinaski
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,691)
Aurora, CO
56, joined Aug. 2014


Quote from ltlwing:
And I have a thing for men,who have a thing for menopausal b*tches.


I usually don't go for blondes, but for you, I could make an exception.

3/5/2015 5:22:23 PMWomen and bloating. 
truckerdaddy915
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (16,116)
El Paso, TX
43, joined Feb. 2014


Women get bloated after they've been dead a while.

3/5/2015 11:39:14 PMWomen and bloating. 

pickygirl72
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (20,098)
Pinon Hills, CA
47, joined Sep. 2011


Womens World---->

3/8/2015 2:14:28 PMWomen and bloating. 

wildfir
Albany, IN
46, joined Sep. 2013


Men have no damn idea how it is to be bloated and retaining water when on that time of the month. Some woman do get real b*tchy some don't and some end up in bed for 7 days. So OP unless u know what your talking about don't open your mouth.

3/8/2015 2:22:50 PMWomen and bloating. 
cupocheer
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (295,700)
Assumption, IL
69, joined May. 2010


OP just because your hank doesn't reach your chin doesn't mean you need to be a manslut.



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3/8/2015 3:16:32 PMWomen and bloating. 

playingindirt
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (20,073)
Eugene, OR
62, joined Mar. 2014


the only one i see pitching a b*tch is you. lol

3/8/2015 3:21:09 PMWomen and bloating. 

playingindirt
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (20,073)
Eugene, OR
62, joined Mar. 2014


STONE TEMPLE PILOTS LYRICS

"Dead & Bloated"

I am smellin' like the rose
that somebody gave me on
my birthday deathbed
I am smellin' like the rose
that somebody gave me
'cause I'm dead & bloated

I am smellin' like the rose
that somebody gave me on
my birthday deathbed
I am smellin' like the rose
that somebody gave me
'cause I'm dead & bloated

Ohh yeah, and she says it's natural
I feel I've come of age
When she peeks I start to run
Ohh yeah, and she says it's natural
I feel I've come of age
When she peeks I start to run

You can't swallow what I'm thinkin'
You can't swallow what I'm thinkin'

I am trampled under sole of
another man's shoes
Guess I walked too softly

Ohh yeah, and she says it's natural
I feel I've come of age
When she peeks I start to run
Ohh yeah, and she says it's natural
I feel I've come of age
When she peeks I start to run

You can't swallow what I'm thinkin'
You can't swallow what I'm thinkin'

I run through the world thinkin' 'bout tomorrow, thinkin' 'bout tomorrow
I run through the world thinkin' 'bout tomorrow, thinkin' 'bout tomorrow

I am smellin' like the rose
that somebody gave me on
my birthday deathbed
I am smellin' like the rose
that somebody gave me
'cause I'm dead & bloated

I run through the world thinkin' 'bout tomorrow, thinkin' 'bout tomorrow
I run through the world thinkin' 'bout tomorrow, thinkin' 'bout tomorrow
I run through the world thinkin' 'bout tomorrow, thinkin' 'bout tomorrow
I run through the world thinkin' 'bout tomorrow, thinkin' 'bout tomorrow

I am smellin' like the rose
that somebody gave me on
my birthday deathbed
I am smellin' like the rose
that somebody gave me, somebody gave me,
somebody gave me on
my birthday deathbed

3/8/2015 3:32:14 PMWomen and bloating. 

artist820
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,544)
Tehachapi, CA
61, joined Jan. 2013


I can't believe I read that wall-of-text. It did sound like music in the background that my musical ability composed...... Now I've got to go to YouTube and see if I was even close^^^^^^
OP men can be just as b*tchy >>going through their manly man-opause<<< And what's up with the man-boobs? ┬┐Really?

3/8/2015 9:53:01 PMWomen and bloating. 

packersbabe920
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (102,637)
Green Bay, WI
53, joined Jul. 2013


Op your whole talk is about women, all your threads

3/8/2015 10:18:18 PMWomen and bloating. 
ladiebugg55
Over 2,000 Posts (2,680)
Redding, CA
62, joined Jun. 2012


Quote from candy0426:
How about you bleed for a week, have horrible cramps, bloating, massive hormonal mood swings and be sweet as pie? Or grow a baby and give birth to a watermelon? Or you could just shut up.


Thats just the tip of the iceberg for many..people without compassion for others make me sick..

3/9/2015 12:24:07 AMWomen and bloating. 
vagmasterflash
Over 2,000 Posts (3,458)
Durand, WI
52, joined Nov. 2014


And once again I am grateful to be me. No vagina....no problems.

3/9/2015 4:11:09 AMWomen and bloating. 
spaceface79
Over 2,000 Posts (2,182)
Des Moines, IA
38, joined Mar. 2014


I've never found anything to help with it. I try my best not to let it affect my attitude, but I find it best to just avoid annoying people.

So, op, you should probably find something else to do for a couple of hours, since you are obviously incapable of staying off of her nerves.

3/9/2015 8:27:45 AMWomen and bloating. 
mrhankchinaski
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,691)
Aurora, CO
56, joined Aug. 2014


Some nice feedback on female bloating.

And the bicthyness that insues.

Thanx.

3/9/2015 8:34:49 AMWomen and bloating. 
teeheehee_
Over 7,500 Posts!! (8,887)
Montreal, QC
36, joined Jun. 2014


Quote from vagmasterflash:
.... No vagina....no problems.


It's not a problem, really. The problem is always other people.

3/9/2015 10:36:59 AMWomen and bloating. 
lookin4him2012
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (10,801)
Boone, NC
49, joined Jan. 2012


Quote from mrhankchinaski:
Just because you are gassy and retaining water and all bloated out doesn't mean you should be a beeeeyotch.


And just because you're over 50 and can't get a complete hard on don't take it out on me. Goes both ways buddy.

3/9/2015 12:26:56 PMWomen and bloating. 
mrhankchinaski
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,691)
Aurora, CO
56, joined Aug. 2014


Quote from lookin4him2012:
And just because you're over 50 and can't get a complete hard on don't take it out on me. Goes both ways buddy.


It's like a marble shaft.

3/9/2015 1:49:45 PMWomen and bloating. 

PlanJane2
White, GA
33, joined Nov. 2014


It's probably women that are bloated because of their periods..

3/9/2015 2:31:19 PMWomen and bloating. 

letitridegirl
Over 1,000 Posts (1,815)
Louisville, KY
41, joined Aug. 2014


Quote from mrhankchinaski:
Just because you are gassy and retaining water and all bloated out doesn't mean you should be a beeeeyotch.
I feel some bloating coming on. I just had one life saver

3/9/2015 4:02:05 PMWomen and bloating. 
spaceface79
Over 2,000 Posts (2,182)
Des Moines, IA
38, joined Mar. 2014


Quote from mrhankchinaski:
Some nice feedback on female bloating.

And the bicthyness that insues.

Thanx.


You mean like the b*tching you are doing? What is your excuse?

3/9/2015 4:05:30 PMWomen and bloating. 
Offcell
Seattle, WA
25, joined Feb. 2015


I'm never b*tchy when I'm PMSing.
Actually studies Are starting to show is that woman don't really become B*tchy during PMS.