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1/29/2017 3:26:41 PMHow about you all STOP POSTING? 

elwood_p_dowd
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and step away from the phone/tablet/computer and get off your fat asses! While you're at it stay off of my goddamn lawn!




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1/29/2017 3:27:47 PMHow about you all STOP POSTING? 
xxHarleyQuinn
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Aja
Egypt
39, joined Sep. 2016


hell no I'm building a snow d*ck right in the middle of your lawn

1/29/2017 3:30:09 PMHow about you all STOP POSTING? 

stan_147
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (19,599)
Coos Bay, OR
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No, but if you're of the mind, I'll buy you and your rabbit friend a drink.

1/29/2017 3:30:15 PMHow about you all STOP POSTING? 

uber_goober
Over 7,500 Posts!! (9,423)
Danielsville, GA
52, joined May. 2016


Almost done taking a dump by the rose bushes.

1/29/2017 3:31:05 PMHow about you all STOP POSTING? 

elwood_p_dowd
Over 1,000 Posts (1,471)
New South WalesNew South Wales
Australia
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At least that will get you to STOP POSTING for five minutes... Ain't no snow here anyway. BTW, Did I ever tell you how strong the water pressure is from my hose?

1/29/2017 3:32:04 PMHow about you all STOP POSTING? 
JanesMyNameDoh
Loving, TX
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Quote from elwood_p_dowd:
and step away from the phone/tablet/computer and get off your fat asses! While you're at it stay off of my goddamn lawn!



Picture or it didn't happen

1/29/2017 3:32:07 PMHow about you all STOP POSTING? 
thread_killer
Over 2,000 Posts (2,611)
Stockbridge, GA
98, joined Sep. 2016


Suck wind from my rectal cavity.

1/29/2017 3:32:13 PMHow about you all STOP POSTING? 

elwood_p_dowd
Over 1,000 Posts (1,471)
New South WalesNew South Wales
Australia
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Quote from stan_147:
No, but if you're of the mind, I'll buy you and your rabbit friend a drink.



Harvey is in the 12 Step program. Six steps to the bar and six steps back to the table.

1/29/2017 3:32:52 PMHow about you all STOP POSTING? 
xxHarleyQuinn
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Aja
Egypt
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Quote from stan_147:
No, but if you're of the mind, I'll buy you and your rabbit friend a drink.





1/29/2017 3:33:49 PMHow about you all STOP POSTING? 
xxHarleyQuinn
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Aja
Egypt
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Quote from elwood_p_dowd:
At least that will get you to STOP POSTING for five minutes... Ain't no snow here anyway. BTW, Did I ever tell you how strong the water pressure is from my hose?



if it cant blast a tile off a roof I'm not impressed

1/29/2017 3:38:19 PMHow about you all STOP POSTING? 

elwood_p_dowd
Over 1,000 Posts (1,471)
New South WalesNew South Wales
Australia
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Quote from xxHarleyQuinn:
if it cant blast a tile off a roof I'm not impressed



You should stop by for my annual power wash.

1/29/2017 3:40:44 PMHow about you all STOP POSTING? 
cupocheer
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Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010




6'3 1/2" -- stick to the facts!

1/29/2017 3:41:50 PMHow about you all STOP POSTING? 

jake_is_fake
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,397)
Avenel, NJ
79, joined Jun. 2015




F**king Neighbors

1/29/2017 3:43:30 PMHow about you all STOP POSTING? 
xxHarleyQuinn
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Aja
Egypt
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Quote from elwood_p_dowd:
You should stop by for my annual power wash.







1/29/2017 3:43:52 PMHow about you all STOP POSTING? 
vanilla_cream2
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Philadelphia, PA
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Quote from elwood_p_dowd:
and step away from the phone/tablet/computer and get off your fat asses!


Don't ask the impossible

Some of these poor asses would physically die if there was no DH

1/29/2017 3:44:58 PMHow about you all STOP POSTING? 

jake_is_fake
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,397)
Avenel, NJ
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He not wrong ^^^

1/29/2017 3:48:12 PMHow about you all STOP POSTING? 

elwood_p_dowd
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Australia
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My neighbor has a black lab that is forever crapping on my lawn. Imma start collecting that crap this spring and dump it all in one big pile on his boat.

1/29/2017 3:48:40 PMHow about you all STOP POSTING? 

jake_is_fake
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Avenel, NJ
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1/29/2017 3:49:13 PMHow about you all STOP POSTING? 

countryladypoet
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Clarion, PA
50, joined Dec. 2012


hahaha welcome back

1/29/2017 3:51:59 PMHow about you all STOP POSTING? 
xxHarleyQuinn
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1/29/2017 3:52:55 PMHow about you all STOP POSTING? 

elwood_p_dowd
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Quote from countryladypoet:
hahaha welcome back





1/29/2017 3:54:15 PMHow about you all STOP POSTING? 

countryladypoet
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1/29/2017 3:56:23 PMHow about you all STOP POSTING? 
thread_killer
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Stockbridge, GA
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Quote from xxHarleyQuinn:


What is that pervert doing to that
poor groundhog?



1/29/2017 3:58:10 PMHow about you all STOP POSTING? 
xxHarleyQuinn
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Aja
Egypt
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Its a dog at a leaf blower

1/29/2017 4:03:45 PMHow about you all STOP POSTING? 

elwood_p_dowd
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New South WalesNew South Wales
Australia
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Looks like he needs a doggie sedative....

1/29/2017 4:04:47 PMHow about you all STOP POSTING? 
xxHarleyQuinn
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Aja
Egypt
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He got excited when he heard it was gonna be a blow job

1/29/2017 4:14:30 PMHow about you all STOP POSTING? 
amusicluvr
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Salem, OR
65, joined Nov. 2013


OP - It bothers you when you suck the dog's d*ck in front of an audience? Then how about you stop doing that?

1/29/2017 4:23:16 PMHow about you all STOP POSTING? 

elwood_p_dowd
Over 1,000 Posts (1,471)
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Australia
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Quote from amusicluvr:
OP - It bothers you when you suck the dog's d*ck in front of an audience? Then how about you stop doing that?




Can you tell me a story, Mr Music Lover? I like your tall tales so very much.

1/29/2017 4:25:35 PMHow about you all STOP POSTING? 

elwood_p_dowd
Over 1,000 Posts (1,471)
New South WalesNew South Wales
Australia
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Wait a minute! You all are confusing me!! I almost forgot the point. STOP POSTING NOW!!

1/29/2017 4:28:01 PMHow about you all STOP POSTING? 
time2relaxx
Over 1,000 Posts (1,406)
San Antonio, TX
50, joined Nov. 2016


Well OP, if you're here, we can't help but want to stay on here & post.

1/29/2017 4:30:23 PMHow about you all STOP POSTING? 
time2relaxx
Over 1,000 Posts (1,406)
San Antonio, TX
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Also OP...Welcome back.

1/29/2017 4:32:15 PMHow about you all STOP POSTING? 

elwood_p_dowd
Over 1,000 Posts (1,471)
New South WalesNew South Wales
Australia
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Quote from time2relaxx:
Well OP, if you're here, we can't help but want to stay on here & post.







1/29/2017 4:36:47 PMHow about you all STOP POSTING? 
cupocheer
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (276,201)
Assumption, IL
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Well, you've heard the expression, 'his face would stop a clock'. Well, Harvey can look at your clock... and stop it. And you can go anywhere you like, with anyone you like, and stay as long as you like, and when you get back... not one minute will have ticked by.

1/29/2017 4:37:33 PMHow about you all STOP POSTING? 

elwood_p_dowd
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Quote from cupocheer:
Well, you've heard the expression, 'his face would stop a clock'. Well, Harvey can look at your clock... and stop it. And you can go anywhere you like, with anyone you like, and stay as long as you like, and when you get back... not one minute will have ticked by.



And remember, no matter where you go there you are...

1/29/2017 4:42:10 PMHow about you all STOP POSTING? 

stan_147
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Coos Bay, OR
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Way to go, Buckaroo!

1/29/2017 4:44:32 PMHow about you all STOP POSTING? 

sinceresammy
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Dayton, OH
62, joined Mar. 2014


And this Elwood doesn't even like the Blues!

1/29/2017 4:45:08 PMHow about you all STOP POSTING? 
cupocheer
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (276,201)
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010




Maebe

1/29/2017 4:48:38 PMHow about you all STOP POSTING? 

elwood_p_dowd
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Australia
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Quote from sinceresammy:
And this Elwood doesn't even like the Blues!



I do like the blues, sir. However, I'm choosy about the blues I listen to. None of that twangy southern shit. Gimme the Chicago blues.


Now would every one STOP POSTING? PLEASE!!



[Edited 1/29/2017 4:48:49 PM ]

1/29/2017 4:49:11 PMHow about you all STOP POSTING? 
JanesMyNameDoh
Loving, TX
98, joined Jan. 2017


OP welcome back

1/29/2017 4:51:32 PMHow about you all STOP POSTING? 
xo_lj_ox
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Haines City, FL
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1/29/2017 4:57:59 PMHow about you all STOP POSTING? 

fishnthec
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Mesquite, TX
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And where's Mungo and what has he been up to lately?

1/29/2017 4:59:53 PMHow about you all STOP POSTING? 
cupocheer
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (276,201)
Assumption, IL
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OP, ifn ya caint hang wit da twang stay unner da poach...

1/29/2017 5:00:18 PMHow about you all STOP POSTING? 

elwood_p_dowd
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I have not spoken to Mongo lately. I s'pose he is off having a good time. Last I heard he found a friend for Ox.



WHY ARE YOU ALL STILL POSTING?

1/29/2017 5:02:43 PMHow about you all STOP POSTING? 
cupocheer
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Assumption, IL
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No one is posting but you dumbass. Do you think you're invisible?

1/29/2017 5:04:36 PMHow about you all STOP POSTING? 

elwood_p_dowd
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Quote from cupocheer:
No one is posting but you dumbass. Do you think you're invisible?



Sweety, did you forget your meds today? Now STOP POSTING!

1/29/2017 5:05:48 PMHow about you all STOP POSTING? 
cupocheer
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Assumption, IL
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awwwwww.... babycakes... be a sport... SCORE!!!!!

1/29/2017 5:08:45 PMHow about you all STOP POSTING? 

sinceresammy
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (12,600)
Dayton, OH
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Could this be the Great Mongo Redux?. We can only hope!

1/29/2017 5:13:06 PMHow about you all STOP POSTING? 

elwood_p_dowd
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New South WalesNew South Wales
Australia
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Sadly, there is only one Mongo and I am not him. Hopefully he will return someday.

1/29/2017 5:15:38 PMHow about you all STOP POSTING? 
JanesMyNameDoh
Loving, TX
98, joined Jan. 2017


Quote from elwood_p_dowd:
Sadly, there is only one Mongo and I am not him. Hopefully he will return someday.


and only 1 frank


Mongo




I promised I would not cry again ... but ... but ....

I wubs Mongo an an I miss him lots

1/29/2017 5:18:34 PMHow about you all STOP POSTING? 
cupocheer
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Assumption, IL
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Quote from elwood_p_dowd:
Sadly, there is only one Mongo and I am not him. Hopefully he will return someday.




1/29/2017 5:22:13 PMHow about you all STOP POSTING? 

stan_147
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (19,599)
Coos Bay, OR
53, joined Aug. 2010


I has the cure, that will stop posting with one application. I got it from the Chinese, btw.

1/29/2017 5:24:31 PMHow about you all STOP POSTING? 

elwood_p_dowd
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New South WalesNew South Wales
Australia
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Oh really?

1/29/2017 5:25:04 PMHow about you all STOP POSTING? 
ms_Champagne
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AngualastoAustralian Capital
Australia
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Oh now that you live in New South Wales, Australia and so close to me and so close to my age.. . we could do a meet and greet

1/29/2017 5:28:03 PMHow about you all STOP POSTING? 

elwood_p_dowd
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Australia
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What the hell?


STOP POSTING! IMMEDIATELY!

1/29/2017 5:33:06 PMHow about you all STOP POSTING? 

sinceresammy
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (12,600)
Dayton, OH
62, joined Mar. 2014


A perfect day! I managed to correct the sliding shower doors which had gotten off track! Next I installed a pull handle on the entry door to my garage.

Now I have a nice chilled bottle of Woodbridge Pinot Grigio which I'm slowly emptying while I contemplate the thought of a gigantic Tyson chicken breast perfectly grilled on my Griddler along with some mashed potatoes, mixed vegetable, and a garden salad!

And to compliment a perfect day I'm enjoying San Diego's Jazz 88.3 on TuneIn Radio!

Woohoohoo!



[Edited 1/29/2017 5:34:16 PM ]

1/29/2017 5:33:41 PMHow about you all STOP POSTING? 
korbyn
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Bat Cave, NC
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Harley_quinn has the intelligence of a stillborn fetus

1/29/2017 5:45:09 PMHow about you all STOP POSTING? 

M4mischief
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Grand Prairie, TX
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welcome back....grumpy......

1/29/2017 6:03:14 PMHow about you all STOP POSTING? 
ms_Champagne
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AngualastoAustralian Capital
Australia
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1/29/2017 6:04:34 PMHow about you all STOP POSTING? 
korbyn
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Bat Cave, NC
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Quote from ms_Champagne:






1/29/2017 6:05:44 PMHow about you all STOP POSTING? 
korbyn
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Bat Cave, NC
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Hamster_queen, Why are you being a c*nty, queef pirate, did someone take a big old shit in your glove box?