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9/17/2017 9:14:21 PMOMG there is cotton in my aspirin bottle 

mr_bad_robot
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After all of this time I just noticed the cotton in the bottle of asprins. This must be some kind of a sick joke. And to beat all you have to pick that damn stuff out of the bottle.

I'm calling Bayer tomorrow and voice my concern. There should be a warning on those bottles. May cause intense racial feelings or extreme anxiety.

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9/17/2017 9:21:01 PMOMG there is cotton in my aspirin bottle 
neal356
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Oxford, AL
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lol
thats good

9/17/2017 9:21:30 PMOMG there is cotton in my aspirin bottle 
annamally
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Santa Clarita, CA
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Sometimes you have to pick your own cotton .....

9/17/2017 9:23:04 PMOMG there is cotton in my aspirin bottle 
ultrabrat007
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Crescent City, CA
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9/17/2017 9:44:02 PMOMG there is cotton in my aspirin bottle 
61falcon
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New Hope, PA
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CAUTION IDIOTS at work on this post!!

9/17/2017 9:46:18 PMOMG there is cotton in my aspirin bottle 

horace_schitt
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Wausau, WI
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CAUTION! Liberals HATE having a mirror held up to them.

9/17/2017 10:23:37 PMOMG there is cotton in my aspirin bottle 

mr_bad_robot
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Why cotton of all things. Couldn't they had used tissue paper?

9/17/2017 10:24:32 PMOMG there is cotton in my aspirin bottle 

horace_schitt
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Because then toilets would've been offended.

9/17/2017 10:27:04 PMOMG there is cotton in my aspirin bottle 
Rainiqui
Windsor, ON
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Quote from horace_schitt:
Because then toilets would've been offended.


Yeah, cause of the toiletural appropriation.

9/17/2017 10:31:15 PMOMG there is cotton in my aspirin bottle 

mr_bad_robot
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Toilets are a whole topic of their own. The other day I walked into a Target and had to piss like a racehorse. I walked into the shitter and didn't know if I was required to stand or sit. I said to hell with it and pissed in the sink.

That guy at the sink next to me wearing a dress went into shock.

9/17/2017 10:32:12 PMOMG there is cotton in my aspirin bottle 
doublethree
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Germantown, TN
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Liberals keep black people down. Liberalism is 100% the reason not more of them are better off. They purposely keep them obsessing over the past (not even their own past, at that) and having the tiniest details in life trigger negativity. The democrats need this in order to keep getting their votes. Most middle class people know democrats are dumb.

9/17/2017 10:43:16 PMOMG there is cotton in my aspirin bottle 

mr_bad_robot
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Maybe blacks don't use aspirin?

9/17/2017 10:45:28 PMOMG there is cotton in my aspirin bottle 
ultrabrat007
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Quote from doublethree:
Liberals keep black people down. Liberalism is 100% the reason not more of them are better off. They purposely keep them obsessing over the past (not even their own past, at that) and having the tiniest details in life trigger negativity. The democrats need this in order to keep getting their votes. Most middle class people know democrats are dumb.


Exactly

9/17/2017 10:45:43 PMOMG there is cotton in my aspirin bottle 

horace_schitt
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Too white.

9/17/2017 10:48:19 PMOMG there is cotton in my aspirin bottle 

mr_bad_robot
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We need more black cotton.

9/17/2017 10:59:34 PMOMG there is cotton in my aspirin bottle 
ultrabrat007
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Crescent City, CA
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That is just funny. I dont care who they are...

9/18/2017 12:26:47 AMOMG there is cotton in my aspirin bottle 
neal356
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I want to be there when you make the call.

9/18/2017 10:15:19 PMOMG there is cotton in my aspirin bottle 
herc117
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Quote from mr_bad_robot:
We need more black cotton.



I think billions of taxpayer dollars should be used to develop and fund the growing of black cotton! So imported africans will not be offended!

9/18/2017 10:48:31 PMOMG there is cotton in my aspirin bottle 

fishnthec
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Probably synthetic cotton!

9/18/2017 10:55:45 PMOMG there is cotton in my aspirin bottle 

fishnthec
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Actually Bayer stopped putting cotton in Aspirin bottles several years ago.

They claimed it served no real purpose!

9/18/2017 10:56:56 PMOMG there is cotton in my aspirin bottle 
tearsofdiamondz
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thread

9/18/2017 11:23:39 PMOMG there is cotton in my aspirin bottle 
fallguy02379
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i see the retards are in full blossom

9/18/2017 11:25:28 PMOMG there is cotton in my aspirin bottle 
tearsofdiamondz
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That's racist. Cotton blooms.

Quote from fallguy02379:
i see the retards are in full blossom


9/18/2017 11:40:19 PMOMG there is cotton in my aspirin bottle 
ultrabrat007
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9/18/2017 11:57:48 PMOMG there is cotton in my aspirin bottle 
blake6972
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Marshmallows are having a meltdown...

9/19/2017 8:03:05 AMOMG there is cotton in my aspirin bottle 

amadaea
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Murfreesboro, TN
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Quote from mr_bad_robot:
Toilets are a whole topic of their own. The other day I walked into a Target and had to piss like a racehorse. I walked into the shitter and didn't know if I was required to stand or sit. I said to hell with it and pissed in the sink.

That guy at the sink next to me wearing a dress went into shock.




9/19/2017 8:21:07 AMOMG there is cotton in my aspirin bottle 

mr_bad_robot
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Cincinnati, OH
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I called Bayer's customer service (973) 254-5000 and asked to speak with someone that was in charge of cotton balls. I was told that employee was no longer working for the company and left in 1999 when they stopped putting cotton in the bottles.

Now I'm thinking I'm being given the runaround. I told the lady my bottle had cotton in it. I just opened it up. She said to look at the expiration date so I did. Damn these aspirins expired June of 1998.

9/19/2017 11:03:40 AMOMG there is cotton in my aspirin bottle 

fishnthec
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Mesquite, TX
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Cotton went out about the same time Ironing did!

Miracle fabrics replaced both many years ago.

9/19/2017 11:07:07 AMOMG there is cotton in my aspirin bottle 
cupocheer
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Silicon packets replaced the cotton in bottles.

It's easier to remove during the tracheotomy.

9/19/2017 7:54:45 PMOMG there is cotton in my aspirin bottle 
ultrabrat007
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9/19/2017 7:56:02 PMOMG there is cotton in my aspirin bottle 
tearsofdiamondz
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A lot of pharm companies use synthetic cotton (polyester, oil based) in the bottles.

9/19/2017 11:55:37 PMOMG there is cotton in my aspirin bottle 
fallguy02379
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Quote from tearsofdiamondz:
A lot of pharm companies use synthetic cotton (polyester, oil based) in the bottles.


shh don't mess with their small minds........they still don't get why the majority mock them

9/20/2017 12:09:34 AMOMG there is cotton in my aspirin bottle 
pahoalookout
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Dearborn, MI
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Raciest now decorating homes with raciest symbols from Hobby Lobby.



There are also problems with "black food" such as collard greens, cornbread and mac&cheese.

Peanuts, sweet potatoes and tobacco may be next on the "raciest crop list."

http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2017/09/19/hobby-lobby-cotton-decor-triggers-customer.html

9/20/2017 9:06:34 AMOMG there is cotton in my aspirin bottle 
clarity101
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9/20/2017 9:40:49 AMOMG there is cotton in my aspirin bottle 

fishnthec
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Cotton is a good portion of our GDP and even more so- our GNP.

We export 65% of our cotton grown here in America.

The US is still a major Jean manufacturer. But, a lot of the manufacturing is done in foreign countries that uses our very own cotton.

None, of which is hand picked or hand planted anymore though.

So, cotton will never be boycotted in this country for any reason.

In fact, I've never heard of anyone showing any concerns about cotton until the OP started this White-Supremacist hate thread.

9/20/2017 11:00:00 AMOMG there is cotton in my aspirin bottle 

mr_bad_robot
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Quote from fishnthec:
Cotton is a good portion of our GDP and even more so- our GNP.

We export 65% of our cotton grown here in America.

The US is still a major Jean manufacturer. But, a lot of the manufacturing is done in foreign countries that uses our very own cotton.

None, of which is hand picked or hand planted anymore though.

So, cotton will never be boycotted in this country for any reason.

In fact, I've never heard of anyone showing any concerns about cotton until the OP started this White-Supremacist hate thread.


It's a joke you fool.

9/20/2017 11:28:43 AMOMG there is cotton in my aspirin bottle 
Yasureoktoo
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Considering every race on the planet faced slavery at one time or another, and you can bet they all worked the farms,

All food is racist.

9/20/2017 7:08:40 PMOMG there is cotton in my aspirin bottle 

shawnee_b
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Edmonton, KY
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Drafting Guys Over 60.

I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing ass-backwards.

Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're at least 55.

For starters, researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds. Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a month, leaving us more than 280,000 additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy.

Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier. 'My back hurts! I can't sleep, I'm tired and hungry.' We are bad-tempered and impatient, and maybe letting us kill some a**hole that desperately deserves it will make us feel better and shut us up for a while.

An 18-year-old doesn't even like to get up before 10 am. Old guys always get up early to pee, so what the hell. Besides, like I said, I'm tired and can't sleep and since I'm already up, I may as well be up killing some fanatical son-of-a-b*tch.

If captured, we couldn't spill the beans because we'd forget where we put them. In fact, name, rank, and serial number would be a real brainteaser.

Boot camp would be easier for old guys. We're used to getting screamed and yelled at and we're used to soft food. We've also developed an appreciation for guns. We've been using them for years as an excuse to get out of the house, away from the screaming and yelling.

They could lighten up on the obstacle course however. I've been in combat and never saw a single 20-foot wall with rope hanging over the side, nor did I ever do any pushups after completing basic training.

Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of energy, too. I've never seen anyone outrun a bullet.

An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him. He's still learning to shave, to start a conversation with a pretty girl. He still hasn't figured out that a baseball cap has a brim to shade his eyes, not the back of his head.

These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home to learn a little more about life before sending them off into harm's way.

Let us old guys track down those terrorists. The last thing an enemy would want to see is a couple million pissed off old farts with bad attitudes and automatic weapons who know that their best years are already behind them.

HEY!! How about recruiting Women over 50... in menopause!!! You think MEN have attitudes?Ohhhhhhhhhhhh my God!!! If nothing else, put them on border patrol. They'll have it secured the first night!

Send this to all of your senior friends... it's in big type so they can read it.

9/20/2017 7:42:13 PMOMG there is cotton in my aspirin bottle 

mr_bad_robot
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shawnee_b

Younger the better. 18 year olds are easy to reprogram older guys not so much.