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12/7/2017 8:28:47 AMDeep Thoughts With Uncle Bulgaria... 
riteguyforu882
Lisle, IL
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Hey Uncle B, why is the sky blue? And what's at the bottom of the sea?




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12/7/2017 8:29:42 AMDeep Thoughts With Uncle Bulgaria... 
dawling
Laurel, MD
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A pot of pot?

12/7/2017 8:29:51 AMDeep Thoughts With Uncle Bulgaria... 
uncle_bulgaria
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The sky is blue as that is the primary wavelength of light that is reflected by the atmosphere, the bottom of the sea is dependent on the location you are looking, could be rock could be slit could be sand could be an alien base.

12/7/2017 8:33:33 AMDeep Thoughts With Uncle Bulgaria... 
uncle_bulgaria
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Addendum: The suns position in the sky and how it shines through the atmosphere kind of acts like a prism too...that's why when you get the sun low in the sky such as dusk you get that red look...the wavelength has shifted into the red...(longer).

12/7/2017 8:38:17 AMDeep Thoughts With Uncle Bulgaria... 
riteguyforu882
Lisle, IL
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Prisms

12/7/2017 8:38:41 AMDeep Thoughts With Uncle Bulgaria... 
little_spoon
Toronto, ON
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There's more particles in the air closer to earth hence the redness/other colours.

12/7/2017 8:45:02 AMDeep Thoughts With Uncle Bulgaria... 
riteguyforu882
Lisle, IL
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Thank you for ruminating with us, Little Spoon. Wud u care to transition to a discussion about the Mariana Trench?

12/7/2017 8:48:41 AMDeep Thoughts With Uncle Bulgaria... 
cupocheer
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Quote from riteguyforu882:
Hey Uncle B, why is the sky blue?

The sky isn't blue. The sky is up!

And what's at the bottom of the sea?

______<~~~~ a line


12/7/2017 9:25:23 AMDeep Thoughts With Uncle Bulgaria... 

driver406
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Must be intelligence and common sense. They certainly aren't up here!


I blocked him a long time ago.

12/7/2017 9:34:07 AMDeep Thoughts With Uncle Bulgaria... 
little_spoon
Toronto, ON
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I don't have a deep knowledge on that topic.

12/7/2017 9:36:37 AMDeep Thoughts With Uncle Bulgaria... 
cupocheer
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Quote from driver406:
Must be intelligence and common sense. They certainly aren't up here!


I blocked him a long time ago.


Your blocking preferences are your personal decision.

There is nothing but whale shit on the bottom of the ocean... tho' some claim it as only dirt.

12/7/2017 9:59:59 AMDeep Thoughts With Uncle Bulgaria... 
uncle_bulgaria
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I blocked him a long time ago.


Give the man a ribbon.

12/7/2017 10:24:37 AMDeep Thoughts With Uncle Bulgaria... 
Stopsign_01
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Londres
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uncle B



12/7/2017 11:45:27 AMDeep Thoughts With Uncle Bulgaria... 

bumblebee7
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I mis read the title at first.

I glanced at it and thought it said: Deep Throat with Uncle Bulgaria....


Of course that could be the subliminal message here....lol



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12/7/2017 11:47:07 AMDeep Thoughts With Uncle Bulgaria... 

archer513
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Bumble has a lot of gay fantasy’s...

12/7/2017 11:48:34 AMDeep Thoughts With Uncle Bulgaria... 
uncle_bulgaria
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As long as you're the receptacle bumble...I'm sure we can arrange something.

12/7/2017 11:48:36 AMDeep Thoughts With Uncle Bulgaria... 
little_spoon
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A smidgen awkward...

12/7/2017 11:50:19 AMDeep Thoughts With Uncle Bulgaria... 
uncle_bulgaria
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Remember, it's only gay if you are attracted to it, my old choir master taught me that.

12/7/2017 11:50:38 AMDeep Thoughts With Uncle Bulgaria... 

jer3552
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there is nothing that uncle doesn't know...he knows everything

12/7/2017 11:51:28 AMDeep Thoughts With Uncle Bulgaria... 

bumblebee7
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nope....Archer.

however I coerced you into spilling the beans about circle jerking with your friends
in College while watching porn together though.


And something like that sticks with a person, and they end up answering ads on CL under men for men for a quick fix now and then...even if married.

Since this is the case, its you with the gay fantasies.



[Edited 12/7/2017 11:51:58 AM ]

12/7/2017 11:52:45 AMDeep Thoughts With Uncle Bulgaria... 
uncle_bulgaria
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however I coerced you into spilling the beans about circle jerking with your friends
in College while watching porn together though.


..and in the process gave you your latest masturbatory material.

You're welcome!

12/7/2017 11:53:20 AMDeep Thoughts With Uncle Bulgaria... 

archer513
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Now he’s having fantasy’s about me!

12/7/2017 11:53:59 AMDeep Thoughts With Uncle Bulgaria... 
little_spoon
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12/7/2017 11:55:46 AMDeep Thoughts With Uncle Bulgaria... 

jer3552
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when uncle talks about the great empirebuilders,he always leaves out my favorite, the Netherlands,....they loaned money to America to grow after the war for independence...they made the bulk of their money off of the slave trade and spices and the Hudson Bay trading co.

12/7/2017 11:56:43 AMDeep Thoughts With Uncle Bulgaria... 

jer3552
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Quote from archer513:
Now he’s having fantasy’s about me!
poor bumble will never be one of the boys

12/7/2017 11:56:59 AMDeep Thoughts With Uncle Bulgaria... 
uncle_bulgaria
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when uncle talks about the great empirebuilders,he always leaves out my favorite, the Netherlands,....they loaned money to America to grow after the war for independence...they made the bulk of their money off of the slave trade and spices and the Hudson Bay trading co.

Money doesn't build an empire..people do.

12/7/2017 12:00:10 PMDeep Thoughts With Uncle Bulgaria... 

jer3552
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Quote from uncle_bulgaria:
when uncle talks about the great empirebuilders,he always leaves out my favorite, the Netherlands,....they loaned money to America to grow after the war for independence...they made the bulk of their money off of the slave trade and spices and the Hudson Bay trading co.

Money doesn't build an empire..people do.
what does that have to do with the price of tea in china....I said they were a great empire and they made lots of money in the process....

12/7/2017 12:04:43 PMDeep Thoughts With Uncle Bulgaria... 
uncle_bulgaria
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Um...you brought the subject of money up...I simply addressed that!

12/7/2017 12:05:07 PMDeep Thoughts With Uncle Bulgaria... 
riteguyforu882
Lisle, IL
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The Netherlands vs The Dutch vs Holland

12/7/2017 12:10:17 PMDeep Thoughts With Uncle Bulgaria... 
uncle_bulgaria
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Very uninteresting breed to be honest...the only one worth a moment of my time was Mae.

12/7/2017 12:11:25 PMDeep Thoughts With Uncle Bulgaria... 

jer3552
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I'm trying with no luck to research empires not motivated by money....Rhode Island is comprised of people but not yet an empire...

12/7/2017 12:12:26 PMDeep Thoughts With Uncle Bulgaria... 
uncle_bulgaria
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I'm trying with no luck to research empires not motivated by money....Rhode Island is comprised of people but not yet an empire...

Again you dig far enough down it's all about the willy, the money is just a middleman.

Follow the money as they say, it always leads to willy satiation.

12/7/2017 12:16:24 PMDeep Thoughts With Uncle Bulgaria... 

jer3552
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Quote from uncle_bulgaria:
I'm trying with no luck to research empires not motivated by money....Rhode Island is comprised of people but not yet an empire...

Again you dig far enough down it's all about the willy, the money is just a middleman.

Follow the money as they say, it always leads to willy satiation.
once again I must take my red pen to your thesis....the old men behind an empire have willies that havnt worked for yrs and would rather count their trunks full of gold and silver...

12/7/2017 12:17:33 PMDeep Thoughts With Uncle Bulgaria... 
uncle_bulgaria
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once again I must take my red pen to your thesis....the old men behind an empire have willies that havnt worked for yrs and would rather count their trunks full of gold and silver...

..the old men would be nothing without the army to fight for them, that army paid in gold by the old men then go and spend that gold on getting their willys serviced.

..again follow the money



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12/7/2017 12:23:11 PMDeep Thoughts With Uncle Bulgaria... 

stl1
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Quote from jer3552:
there is nothing that uncle doesn't know...he knows everything




Jer, nobody knows what The Nose knows because The Nose knows it all.

12/7/2017 12:23:41 PMDeep Thoughts With Uncle Bulgaria... 
uncle_bulgaria
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Well 12.30...time for me to go home I think, I've had enough of work and philosophy for today.



12/7/2017 12:25:48 PMDeep Thoughts With Uncle Bulgaria... 

stl1
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We'll be looking for you on the side of the road in your orange jump suit.

12/7/2017 3:35:24 PMDeep Thoughts With Uncle Bulgaria... 

beverduster
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Quote from archer513:
Now he’s having fantasy’s about me!



sounds like a bromance in the makin

12/7/2017 3:52:12 PMDeep Thoughts With Uncle Bulgaria... 
little_spoon
Toronto, ON
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Quote from beverduster:
sounds like a bromance in the makin


Better get in line, he's a busy guy!

12/8/2017 8:20:12 AMDeep Thoughts With Uncle Bulgaria... 
riteguyforu882
Lisle, IL
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What is the meaning of life, Uncle B?

12/8/2017 8:21:00 AMDeep Thoughts With Uncle Bulgaria... 
uncle_bulgaria
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Quote from riteguyforu882:
What is the meaning of life, Uncle B?


Reproduction..that's it...kick out the next generation and then die.

12/8/2017 8:25:14 AMDeep Thoughts With Uncle Bulgaria... 
riteguyforu882
Lisle, IL
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I havent fulfilled mother nature's purpose for me, uncle b.

12/8/2017 8:26:07 AMDeep Thoughts With Uncle Bulgaria... 
uncle_bulgaria
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I have..but we took care of it planned parenthood

12/8/2017 11:27:26 AMDeep Thoughts With Uncle Bulgaria... 

stl1
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And now you're old and alone.



12/8/2017 11:51:58 AMDeep Thoughts With Uncle Bulgaria... 
uncle_bulgaria
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I'll buy a hamster.

12/8/2017 11:55:58 AMDeep Thoughts With Uncle Bulgaria... 
riteguyforu852
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Uncle B, do u have any pets? Do u like animals, in general?

12/8/2017 11:57:00 AMDeep Thoughts With Uncle Bulgaria... 
uncle_bulgaria
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Yes and yes, especially with BBQ sauce.

12/8/2017 11:58:26 AMDeep Thoughts With Uncle Bulgaria... 
riteguyforu852
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Lol...im more of a dry rub kind of guy.

12/8/2017 11:59:53 AMDeep Thoughts With Uncle Bulgaria... 
uncle_bulgaria
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Deep thought #4512

I just got back from the post office, there was a woman there wearing Jogging pants that looked like they were sprayed on, right up the crack of her perfectly shaped ass.

She was boxing up some Christmas gifts by the look of it.

She said "Excuse me can I borrow your pen"

Yes said "..is"

She said "what?"

I said "yes"...and handed it to her.

I'm pretty sure she heard me the first time.

12/8/2017 12:08:15 PMDeep Thoughts With Uncle Bulgaria... 
little_spoon
Toronto, ON
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^ don't get it. Anyway, do you think men are more crazy than women??

12/8/2017 12:08:40 PMDeep Thoughts With Uncle Bulgaria... 
riteguyforu852
Over 2,000 Posts (2,014)
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U lost me, dear uncle.

12/8/2017 12:08:46 PMDeep Thoughts With Uncle Bulgaria... 

stl1
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Quote from riteguyforu852:
Lol...im more of a dry rub kind of guy.




Doesn't that cause chafing?



12/8/2017 12:09:00 PMDeep Thoughts With Uncle Bulgaria... 
uncle_bulgaria
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Quote from little_spoon:
^ don't get it. Anyway, do you think men are more crazy than women??


Slow...

12/8/2017 12:09:30 PMDeep Thoughts With Uncle Bulgaria... 
uncle_bulgaria
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Quote from riteguyforu852:
U lost me, dear uncle.


Lord have mercy

can I borrow your pen....is....what? yes!

Try it next time you're in the post office



[Edited 12/8/2017 12:10:04 PM ]

12/8/2017 12:10:47 PMDeep Thoughts With Uncle Bulgaria... 

stl1
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12/8/2017 12:11:29 PMDeep Thoughts With Uncle Bulgaria... 
little_spoon
Toronto, ON
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Ummm...you said,



Yes said "..is"


In what universe does this make any sense?!

12/8/2017 12:11:32 PMDeep Thoughts With Uncle Bulgaria... 
uncle_bulgaria
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insert the term stupid americans here.

12/8/2017 12:12:15 PMDeep Thoughts With Uncle Bulgaria... 
uncle_bulgaria
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Quote from little_spoon:
Ummm...you said,



Yes said "..is"


In what universe does this make any sense?!


I finished the word for her...

"can I borrow your penIS...PENIS...


Jesus Maria and Jose...


Possible 'chatting' detected.



[Edited 12/8/2017 12:12:20 PM ]

12/8/2017 12:12:29 PMDeep Thoughts With Uncle Bulgaria... 
little_spoon
Toronto, ON
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Proofread your nonsense next time!!

12/8/2017 12:13:14 PMDeep Thoughts With Uncle Bulgaria... 
uncle_bulgaria
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Quote from little_spoon:
Proofread your nonsense next time!!




Dumb as a rock this one.


Possible 'chatting' detected.



[Edited 12/8/2017 12:13:19 PM ]